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Our Warning Labels: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING:
Make sure you have a boyfriend - no, make it a husband - before you ever
hear or lay eyes on Michael. Being
single it will be impossible to ever look at another man again without comparing
him to Michael. The chances of your
husband-to-be standing comparison are less than zero.
Simone ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING: If you do travel from the four corners of the world to see this person, you don't want to go back home again because you can't stand the thought of missing out on all the other shows he will be appearing in. Once home your husband has to put up with a manic Michaelholic.
Eileen ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING:
After attending a MB concert - do not look at your photos for longer than
1 hour per day for the first month or depression may set in.
Margaret ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING: If Michael Ball has recorded the song already - forget attempting to sing it pal - you ain't got a chance. Its
been done by the best.
Margaret ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING: This person is dangerously habit forming. Symptoms of this highly contagious condition imagination, and the desire to travel from the four corners of the earth whenever this person is performing at any location, any time and anywhere. Addiction may be permanent, beyond cure and has been known to cause its victims to react strongly to the sound of his voice, a glimpse of a dimple...or
even the mention of his name.
Jackie ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING: Once you get your hands on a Michael Ball tape - you had better buy back-up tapes or cd's as
Terri ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WARNING: Not only is Michael responsible for no-one ever being able to do justice to any song that he has sung before, now he is responsible for all the single women on the list not being able to find a partner because no man could ever compare to Michael. How much responsibility does Michael have to bare????
Margaret ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING: None of the guys I see can even come close to Michael. Especially the ones my age (15). It
just isn't fair to all of those other guys out there.
Kellie
Jean ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING: Getting to know the work of this man will result in a significant reduction in "spare time" as a compulsion will develop for listening to his music, watching his videos, or searching the net for news about him will become
a "must do" part of your daily routine.
Eileen
K. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING:
Once infected with the Michael virus, you hope that there is never a
cure.
Dee ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WARNING:
When you fall into Michael's trance you will get infuriated at or with
anyone who does not know who he is. You
will want Michael to be loved by the whole world and won't be able to understand
why he isn't. You will find that
his charm is contagious and wins new fans easily!!
Carla ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WARNING:
Hey
guys I have found a cure for overeating- go to a Michael Ball
am still so excited that I haven't felt hungry all day- which for me is a myself to eat anything, also have been that should lose a
Nicky- a bit thinner and still smiling ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING:
Once you have seen/fallen in love with Michael Ball, no musicals
Not
that this has ever happened to me of course ;-)
Linda ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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