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WARNING:             Hmmmm...now I'm not a doctor, but I think I can pretty much diagnose your problem. You have a disease called "MICHAEL-BALL-ITIS".

Michael-Ball-itis is very popular among people all over the UK, and it's reached the USA too.  Not only that, but in ALL parts of the world.  Symptoms include: dreaming of curly hair (and chest hair!), drooling, day-dreaming constantly, panting, doing crazy things, addiction to TV and VCRs, non-stop smelling of Gucci Envy, and buying it for you and ALL of your loved ones, and other such things.  Although there is no cure for Michael-Ball-itis, there are ways to temporarily releave symptoms, such as: Watching Michael Ball videos, listening to any of his CDs, or visiting some of his fan pages.

And tell me, even if there was a cure for Michael-Ball-itis, would you really want to be cured???

Love Always,


Laura ~ Long Island, NY USA

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING:             Scientists have recently proven that sound waves can affect your mental health.  Studies have indicated that certain voices can cause ACD (Attention Concentration Disorder) for  the artist's voice.  Currently, they are compiling a list of the voices which most affect individuals.  Although certain ages seem more susceptible to particular singers, there is one voice which seems to have the most devastating affect.  No one, no matter how old or young, no matter what they have listened to previously, no matter if you are ready to resist or not, the voice of Michael Ball has been shown to cause a dramatic focusing of attention.  Laypersons  are calling it the Lorelei Syndrome.  Warn your families, neighbors and friends, particularly if they are female--as they seem even more susceptible.  

Julie

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Also, wouldn't it be interesting to see a voice print of Michael's voice.  I know that may sound loony, but I have this curiosity to see it proved on paper that Michael's voice is fuller and richer than anyone else's.  Wouldn't that be great?  It's just a little suspicion that I have. Simone, too bad you didn't tell me this either. 

Julie

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WARNING:             I am already a victim. I am only 15 years old, and I can't even look at another boy anymore...no boys even come close to Michael.  

Kellie

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Oh well, looks like I'll be single for the rest of my life. That's all right though. At least I won't have to put up with a jealous boyfriend when I have to cancel a date to see a Michael concert! So, I guess being a victim does have some advantages. : 

 

Kellie

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WARNING:         I'm a Ballaholic and I'm afraid recovery is out of the question!

Nancy
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WARNING:        
If you try to remember a song someone is speaking about, you hear it in Michael's voice even if he has never sung it before!!!

 

Anja

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WARNING:         Warning- When touching a Michael Ball CD, please be aware that it may cause third degree burns.  His CD's are usually "too hot to handle."

 

Elaine

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