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WARNING:
Hmmmm...now I'm not a doctor, but I think I can pretty
much diagnose your problem. You have a disease called "MICHAEL-BALL-ITIS".
Michael-Ball-itis
is very popular among people all over the UK, and it's reached the USA
too. Not only that, but in ALL parts of the world. Symptoms
include: dreaming of curly hair (and chest hair!), drooling, day-dreaming
constantly, panting, doing crazy things, addiction to TV and VCRs, non-stop
smelling of Gucci Envy, and buying it for you and ALL of your loved ones,
and other such things. Although there is no cure for Michael-Ball-itis,
there are ways to temporarily releave symptoms, such as: Watching Michael
Ball videos, listening to any of his CDs, or visiting some of his fan
pages.
And tell me, even if there was a cure for Michael-Ball-itis, would you
really want to be cured???
Love Always,
Laura ~ Long Island, NY USA
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WARNING:
Scientists have recently proven that sound waves can affect your mental
health.
Studies have indicated that certain voices can cause ACD
(Attention
Concentration Disorder) for the
artist's voice. Currently, they
are
compiling a list of the voices which most affect individuals.
Although
certain
ages seem more susceptible to particular singers, there is one voice
which
seems to have the most devastating affect.
No one, no matter how old
or
young, no matter what they have listened to previously, no matter if you
are
ready to resist or not, the voice of Michael Ball has been shown to
cause
a dramatic focusing of attention. Laypersons
are calling it the
Lorelei
Syndrome. Warn your families,
neighbors and friends, particularly
if
they are female--as they seem even more susceptible.
Julie
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Also, wouldn't it be interesting to see a voice print of Michael's
voice.
I know that may sound loony, but I have this curiosity to see it
proved
on paper that Michael's voice is fuller and richer than anyone
else's.
Wouldn't that be great? It's
just a little suspicion that I have.
Simone,
too bad you didn't tell me this either.
Julie
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WARNING:
I
am already a victim. I am only 15 years old, and I can't even look at
another
boy anymore...no boys even come close to Michael.
Kellie
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Oh
well, looks like I'll be single for the rest of my life. That's all right
though. At least
I
won't have to put up with a jealous boyfriend when I have to cancel a date
to
see a Michael concert! So, I guess being a victim does have some
advantages. :Þ
Kellie
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WARNING:
I'm a Ballaholic and I'm afraid recovery is out of the question!
Nancy
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WARNING:
If you try to remember a song someone is speaking about, you hear it
in Michael's voice even if he has never sung it before!!!
Anja
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WARNING:
Warning- When touching a Michael Ball CD, please be aware that it may cause
third degree burns. His CD's are usually "too hot to
handle."
Elaine
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