These pearls of wisdom will eventually become wav. files. Right now we are remodelling the dance floor and don't have time to make the files right now. But rest assured it is top priority. Till then enjoy these words to live by.
-"How does the porki know how to pine, why does the beaver give a damn?"
-"Too many bubbles will make you go blind."
-"I think all men should walk a mile in women's shoes, might learn a thing or two."
-"Never trust a dentist with hairy knuckles."
-"I want to see those legs high in the air, but not to far apart."
-"You're a sight for sore thighs!"
-"If you want anything to do with my Cupcake you'll have to go through me, you fine strapping young buck."
-"Come back anytime! I'll keep a warm spot open for you!"
-"I've seen more talent in a wet kipper!"
-"I am the Widow Twanky, known through out the Western World as Laughing Lizzy the sailor's surprise."
-"And who do we think we are today? Xena and Gabrielle?"
-"Look at that bicep! It's huge! Hold me!"
-"Oh how they manhandled me, and its been so long!"
-"Are there any married men in the audience this evening? Well, go home to your wives! You should be ashamed of yourselves!"
-"Don't you 'Pardon me' me you, I shall 'Pardon me' you into the middle of next week!"
-"Well come on! Your legs aren't paint on."
-"I was going to say may I help you, but it appears events have passed us by."
-"I deserve respect, I deserve honour, I deserve to be spit polished by the Olympian weight lifting team!"
-"You see fighting in its very essence is like a dance, and you, my fine hunky Herc, are a natural."
-"You're not going to wear that to the Pan-Athena are you?" "Its all I ever wear." "I know, and I'm sick of it!"