nApps: Ridiculous Freeware Requests

Ridiculous Requests

VRML generator- makes VRML worlds.
Way too much time and effort.
C/C++ builder- makes Windows-only programs.
Right, we're going to write a programming language for free.
I need a DOS Driver for the Mustek handheld Scanner.
Mustek who?
paint shop pro 5
We did not make this up.
A thumbnail viewer which will provide the user a thumbnail of a autocad drawing from within visual basic or visual c++ environment.
Uh... No.
ImageReader ISA drivers
No again!
an program which can create, add, delete, display items same as tree style of filemanager in window.3x or winexplorer.95
It's called Windows Explorer - check it out.
audio player
Comes with Windows.
Simple video editor that allows cut and paste
That isn't simple.
simple little program to allow people with only one phone line to rec. & make calls while online and not have complaints about always busy.
We are not the phone company - and even they won't do it for free.
a modified caller ID that includes name of caller. Probably only possible with listed phone numbers but could include address even if it's unlisted.
Again, we don't work for the phone company.
A program that would speed up my computer run faster. Also a program that would make my screen brighter.
Do you believe in Santa Claus? (And, oh yeah, the contrast knob should be somewhere on your monitor.)
a program that will get me into all kinds of sites that require a password and or user name.
No.