Very simply, we will attempt to write the program that you request. It is your choice as to whether you would like to believe us or not. We are honest. We will not do anything you wouldn't want us to. We will simply write the code for your application (if we can). When you fill out the request form, we will decide if we can do what you want and get back to you by e-mail ASAP.    Top

Theoretically, you can request whatever you want. All we ask is that you use your common sense. No, we cannot create a more stable operating system for you. Nor will we attempt to write a better browser for you than Netscape. What we can do, is try to write utilities that might aid you in certain tasks, such as an e-mail client targtetted at filtering out certain things or a database program that you need for your business. Furthermore, we ask that you don't request an application that is obviously targetted only to your personal needs. If it's a program that many people can use, there's a good chance that we'll write it. If not, it may still get done, although it will be on the bottom of our list. (Tip: You can request for a program that's similar to Program X. In other words, if you don't want to buy the program that let's you use your Print Screen key to actually print the screen, for example, you can request a similar application. Please note, however, that when you are comparing to Program  X you'd best give a good description of it seeing as we may never have seen or heard of it.) Please be very descriptive in your request.   Top

Maybe. Typically, we try to stay away from Windows 3.1 programs, because, obviously, more people use Windows 95/98. If it is urgent, or a program that will definitely help everyone that uses Windows 3.1, tell us about it and maybe we'll consider it. Otherwise, we'd prefer not to. But you can always beg us! You never know, it has worked before!    Top

Yes. All of us (except for our dog Barney who doesn't really count) have been deemed mentally incompetent by the Florida Institute of Mentally Unstable Persons (FIMUP). Actually, the reason we have started this web site is because we was sick of trying to think of what program we could write to sell and become millionares. We figured that we were getting nowhere and, since we originally started working with web pages and the internet, we decided to start this site. We believe that a site like this was in need for a long time, but nobody had the guts to do it. Neither do I, I'm just crazy, remember?   Top

Call the exterminator right away. You don't have to worry too much about finding a problem with your program because it will be tested numerous times before you get it. Inevitably, though, all programs have bugs. If you do find one, simply e-mail us with a detailed description of what happened and the ERROR message if you received one. We will get on it right away.   Top

First of all, please realize that this is not what we do all day. Therefore we must find time to take care of your requests. Usually, if you have asked for a "smaller" program (i.e. a program to change the computer's time on startup of the computer) it should be done in a couple of days. A bigger project might take longer. You will get an e-mail after you send in your request stating the expected finish date. If, for some reason, it cannot be finished by that time, you will be notified. Please be patient.   Top

Your application, when ready, will be posted to the Programs section. You will be able to find which program it is by looking at the "Suggested by" column.   Top