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SITE GENERAL
PIZZA GENERAL
PIZZA CAST LINKS
[Johnny Boxer's Official Website]
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FAT PIZZA OFFICIAL LINKS
[SBS-TV]
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ELLIE'S REDNECK WITH CHEESE
[Index]
REVIEWS
[Series 1]
[Series 2]
[Series 3]
[Movie]
[Erk's Sydney Stage Show Review]
[Ellie's Brisbane Stage Show Review]
REAL FAT PIZZA TOUR
[Series 2]
[Series 3]
[Movie]
STATISTICS
[Series 1]
[Series 2]
[Series 3]
[Movie]
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Plot |
Sleek gets new aftershave. Pauly has a brainwave of an idea to meet women - join the Army Reserves. This helps Bobo to meet a woman, Pauly's replacement! As a result, Sleek has to work harder than he has ever had to work before. Things are looking good for Bobo on the romance stakes until Mama gets in the way as usual. Speaking of romance, Claudia is getting married.
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Who Features In The Opening Credits? |
The General, Angelina, The Band, The Wedding, The Actress
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Pizzas Ordered/Delivered |
Tony Bono's Gym - delivered by Sleek 7.22pm, order time not shown
Pink Banana Motel - delivered by Sleek 7.53pm, order time not shown
3 unknown pizzas delivered by Sleek to unknown locations at 3 unknown times
Claudia's wedding - 32 pizzas delivered by Sleek at 8.22pm, order time not shown
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What Happens To Pauly, Sleek & Bobo? |
Pauly
Pauly has a great idea to meet women - he joins the Army Reserves as he saw Claudia on a commercial. Of course, she doesn't appear and Pauly appears to be a stooge. Not liking the Army uniform and way of life, he tries to cope in his most reliable way - fight his way out. However, instead of getting out of the Army, he gets further in and joins the SAS. Of course, Pauly stuffs up in training and the SAS want him dead.
Sleek
Sleek gets a new deodorant that Bobo likes (maybe Bobo should have used it in episode 5!). He has to do all of the deliveries as Pauly is in the Army Reserves (and asks Bobo for $6 per hour as a result). He still finds time to rap and appear in a porno. He delivers an order to Claudia's wedding and gets beaten up by a band (he later wins a settlement against the band for an undisclosed sum).
Bobo
Bobo orders Sleek around and falls in love with Pauly's replacement, Angelina. He gets hassled by his mama who accuses Bobo of ignoring her. He decides to get married in Italy to Angelina but is bowled over at the last hurdle (guess who?). She flies to Italy but Bobo stays behind.
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Favourite Quotes |
"If you believe that, then you are a stooge." Pauly to Sleek after seeing an deodorant commercial on TV (he then sees an ad with Claudia in it for the Army Reserves and guess which stooge joins up to meet her and other women?)
"I'm here to meet women." - Pauly honestly explains why he joined the Army Reserves (memo Pauly: there are easier ways of doing this, ok!)
"I heard that all they do in the Army Reserves is drink beers anyway" - Sleek to Bobo on his idea about why Pauly joined the Army Reserves (how wrong was he? The next scene shows Pauly getting beaten up).
"Bobo is a dodo" - Part of a rap by Sleek about Bobo.
"Who's that?" - Bobo to Angelina (who answered the phone just like Bobo does) while Sleek calls in (and later while his mama calls in).
"Gee, I haven't heard from her in such a long time. Such a surprise, you know!" - Bobo's dripping with sarcasm to Angelina (not that she noticed!) as he hangs up after talking to Mama.
"Mate, can I get 6 bucks per hour instead of 3? Because, like, Pauly's away mate and I'm working hard for ya delivering all of the pizzas, and mate, the rego's coming up......" Sleek asks Bobo for more money (and wins the Steve Roach "Mate" award for the most use of the word "mate" in one quote). Needless to say, Sleek's request is denied.
"Does your mother work as a telephonist by any chance?" - Doctor to Bobo about Mama while she is in hospital (I think that the doc is on to something here!).
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Favourite Scene |
Pauly's first Army encounter with his cross trainers (he calls the Army issue boots Frankinstein boots) and baseball caps (Bushwacker hats) on.
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Ratings (out of 5), Statistics & Other Things |
Bobo and Angelina head to the International Airport - it is actually the Interstate Coach Terminal at Central station.
Episode Rating - 3
Pizzas Delivered - 39
Pauly - 0
Sleek - 39
Times Phone Answered - 10
Bobo - 3
Angelina - 7
Number of People Ran Over - 0
Number of People Shot - 0
Number of Fights - 5 * indicates gunfire
Pauly V Commanding Officer (4)
Sleek V Marilyn's Regurgitators
Number of Times Pauly & Sleek Get In Trouble By Police 0
Page last updated 19 November 2001
