Episode 4

Things are looking bad for Pauly and Sleek in the form of new anti Home Boy laws. However, Pauly and Bobo both like the reintroduction of the death penalty, especially for those caught robbing pizza shops. While on their next deliveries, Sleek and Pauly get in trouble with the law (calling the coppers strippers/being confused with the Syringe Bandit.)

In the meantime, it is revealed that the Vegetarian's Husband from episode 1 has a contract on Pauly's life for $12,000. Bobo gets a call from Mama worried about home boys, Bobo closes the shop only to find that someone has stolen the Bobomobile. After trying to get a cab, Bobo steals an ice cream van. The SBS Security Guard has footage of Claudia having sex and puts it on the internet. Claudia sees this and is soon on the warpath. She gets the Police to arrest the person responsible, reclaims the copyright, makes a lot of money (the footage is still on the internet).

Who Features In The Opening Credits?

The Bad Cop, The TV Presenter, The Hitman, The Supermodel, The Security Guard

Pizzas Ordered/Delivered

Central Prison - delivered by Sleek, times not shown.

What Happens To Pauly, Sleek & Bobo?

Pauly

On his first delivery, he sees a diabetic having a fit on the ground. The man begs Pauly to inject him with medication but Pauly can't. He goes to a convenience store with syringe in hand for help but the shop owners thinks that Pauly is the wanted Syringe Bandit. They take to Pauly with baseball bats and he gets taken to the Police station. While being interviewed, they find the real bandit.

After he is released from the Police station without charge, the Hitman hired by Beefeater Street guy (from episode 1) shoots at Pauly, hitting his phone, his hat and and bullet proof pizza bag (as well as one cop and one cop's hat). On returning to Fat Pizza, Beefeater Street Guy sees that Pauly is still alive and takes a shot at Pauly himself, which misses. Pauly's day ends up well with Sleek's strippers getting confused and stripping for Pauly, not that he minded of course.

Sleek

Sleek delivers pizza to the pizza robber on death row and gets on TV. On his next delivery, he is pulled over by the Police because of a Home Boy Spot Check. Sleek thinks that the Policewomen are strippers hired for his birthday and tells them so. Sleek is arrested. Shortly after, he is busted using a mobile phone while driving. He tries to explain that he was rapping.

After getting fined $300, Sleek was on the phone to Pauly when his pizza hotbag and pizza were stolen. He goes to the Police station to report his bag stolen and is ambushed by the Police and beaten up ala Rodney King. He is released without charge and sues the State Government.

Bobo

Bobo makes pizzas, takes orders and yells at Pauly and Sleek as usual. He is happy to see a guy that robbed him get killed. He is unhappy that his car has been stolen while trying to rescue Mama from Home Boys, so he steals an Ice Cream Van and runs over several people enroute to Mama's. He eventually arrives home to find Mama saved by boxer Tony Bono and earns a slap from Mama and a $10,000 fine for stealing the ice cream van for his trouble.

Favourite Quotes

"You coppers are overworked, underpaid, never get laid! But I will, because it is my birthday!" - Sleek's rap to the Policeman while trying to explain he was rapping in the car.

"Bobo thought I was a stooge getting a bullet proof hotbag." - Pauly after being shot at by the hitman (one bullet was lodged in his hotbag.)

"Coming Mama!" - Bobo after running over people while in the Ice Cream Van.

"(to Claudia on phone) Sorry, what was your name?.........Guys! Shut up! We've got a Supermodel in trouble!" - Cop to his workmates after Claudia complains about her sexual romp on the internet.

"I need you to come down here now with all the men, and lots of guns, and lots of, you know, those hats? I want them all wearing those hats." Claudia makes her requirements for the Police clear.

"Hello, SBS Security..........hang on mate, I'll get my bomb alert form......look, wait.......(reads off bomb threat check list)....when is the bomb going to explode? (ticks off question on sheet).......Look, this is serious, right! Where did you put the bomb? (ticks question off on sheet)........yeah, listen mate, I'm going to have to put you on hold, ok? (Talks to caller he had on hold before) I've got another mad bomber on the line." - SBS Security Guard receiving a bomb threat.

"That's right, I am Sleek." - Pauly with the strippers in Police uniforms meant for Sleek.

Favourite Scene

The bomb threat at SBS - I can identify with it as I'm in the security industry.

Ratings (out of 5), Statistics & Other Things

Episode Rating - 4

Pizzas Delivered - 1

Pauly 0

Sleek 1

Times Phone Answered by Bobo - 2

Number of People Ran Over - 3

Bobo - 3 (Pizza thief, Hitman, Motorist)

Number of People Shot - 2

Policeman by Hitman

Innocent bystander by Beefeater Street Guy

Number of Fights - 8 * indicates gunfire

Gunmen V Central Police *

Shop Owner V Pauly

Police V Sleek

Phone Book V Pauly

Hitman V Pauly and Police *

Beefeater Street Guy V Pauly *

Tony Bono V Bobo Mama's Home Boys

SBS Security Guy V Police & Claudia

Number of Times Pauly & Sleek Get In Trouble By Police 3

Pauly - 1

At 8.35pm, Pauly was arrested after trying to help a diabetic and walked into a shop with a syringe asking for help. The Asian owners thought he was trying to rob them. After being beaten up and having the "good cop, bad cop" interview, they found the real bandit, allowing Pauly to leave.

Sleek - 2

At 8.09pm, he was pulled over for a Home Boy Spot Check and Sleek thought that the Police Officers were strippers. At 9.11pm, he was pulled over for talking on a mobile phone.

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