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SITE GENERAL
PIZZA GENERAL
PIZZA CAST LINKS
[Johnny Boxer's Official Website]
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FAT PIZZA OFFICIAL LINKS
[SBS-TV]
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ELLIE'S REDNECK WITH CHEESE
[Index]
REVIEWS
[Series 1]
[Series 2]
[Series 3]
[Movie]
[Erk's Sydney Stage Show Review]
[Ellie's Brisbane Stage Show Review]
REAL FAT PIZZA TOUR
[Series 2]
[Series 3]
[Movie]
STATISTICS
[Series 1]
[Series 2]
[Series 3]
[Movie]
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Plot |
This is the first episode and as such is an introduction episode as well. It is Sleek's first day as a Pizza Delivery Boy. The more experienced Pauly tries to warn Sleek that it is a dangerous game but Sleek doesn't listen.
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Who Features In The Opening Credits? |
The Supermodel, Pauly, Sleek, Bobo, The Army
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Pizzas Ordered/Delivered |
Band Rehearsal - ordered 3.02pm, called back 9.01pm, not delivered by end of show
Harold Holt Radar Base - delivered by Pauly 4.58pm, order time not shown
SBS Reception - delivered by Pauly 7.46pm, order time not shown
Seemingly empty house in Bondi - Sleek arrived at 8.21pm but was chased away with delivering the pizza by home invaders, order time not shown.
Premier Bob Howard - ordered 8.17pm. He orders 10 pizzas and expects a freebie. Needless to say, Bobo tries to charge him the full price ($120) and the order is cancelled.
S & M Party - delivered by Pauly 8.21pm. Order time not shown.
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What Happens To Pauly, Sleek & Bobo? |
Pauly
Man attacks Pauly because Pauly delivers meat pizzas to his vegetarian wife who has left him as a result. Pauly explains it is because the man lives on Beefeater Street and he gets confused. Pauly defeats the man with kickboxing and a rolling pin. Bobo makes Sleek remove the guy. Pauly 1, Vegetarian's Husband 0.
Pauly then tries to enter a radio quiz ($20,000 prize) run by W.A.N.K.F.M but hits a bloke with his car while dialling the number on the phone. The bloke doesn't mind because he likes pain, much to Pauly's relief. After delivering to the Army Base, Pauly tries to enter the competition again while on the phone but runs into a bloke from Debster's Encyclopaedias from behind. The bloke comes out swinging but Pauly has got through for the competition. In between fighting the book guy, Pauly wins the competition.
Later, Pauly delivers to SBS & sees Claudia McPherson. He also hears that Sleek has just hit the same guy he did earlier. His next delivery is to an S & M party (he calls it an M & S party) where the guests use him as their gimp. On his last delivery for the night, he is abducted by aliens before he can pick up his radio prize money.
Sleek
On his first ever delivery, a gunman holds Sleek hostage. The gunman is then shot by the SWAT Squad with the bullet just missing Sleek. Blood splatters on Sleek's hot bag.
Sleek then gets in a lift with a mother and baby. The baby drops a load of turds and both leave shortly after. A girl then enters the lift and thinks that Sleek was the one dropping his load. The girl leaves and a lift full of Elvis impersonators enter, soon followed by KISS impersonators, with Sleek in the middle. The two groups soon fight and one Elvis uses Sleek's pizza as a Ninja Star.
After returning to the shop, Sleek is in his car rapping a song about Pauly and his first night when he hits the guy that Pauly hit earlier. Sleek is relieved that the guy likes pain because he isn't insured. Sleek later tells Pauly that he strained his groin while talking to the bloke and asks about Workers Compensation. Pauly tells Sleek he is out of luck and that if he died, Bobo would probably sue him.
Later, he arrives at a seemingly empty house, only to find some girls tied up and home invaders. Sleek is chased away by the home invaders. They attack Sleek and he is saved by Laurie Nichols. At the end of the night, Sleek realizes that Pauly was right about pizza delivery after all and goes to a rap show.
Bobo
He makes pizzas, takes orders, refuses the Premier's freebie request, tells his mama this is no such things as aliens.
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Favourite Quotes |
"I'm not paying you bludgers $3 an hour to sit around watching TV!" - Bobo to Pauly and Sleek watching supermodel Claudia McPherson on TV (Bobo joins them).
"If youse are rootin' I don't care, I'm coming in!" - Sleek at the seemingly empty house
"I was the victim of a home invasion" - Sleek, explaining to Bobo where the pizzas for Seemingly empty house at Bondi got to.
"They wanted to use me as their gimp, whatever that is." - Pauly to Bobo after arriving back from the S & M Party.
"Fat Pizza pizza's, they're big and they're cheesy!" - Bobo's phone answering spiel.
"I don't care what you've got to say, I didn't vote for you and you don't get any freebies from Fat Pizza!" Bobo to the State Premier Bob Howard after Bobo realises that the Premier wants $120 worth of pizza for free.
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Favourite Scene |
Pauly V the Debsters guy fight.
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Ratings (out of 5), Statistics & Other Things |
Episode Rating - 4
Pizzas Delivered - 3
Pauly 3
Sleek 0 (Sleek got to 2 places but got in a fight before delivery)
Times Phone Answered by Bobo - 7
Number of People Ran Over - 2
Pauly 1
Sleek 1
Number of People Shot - 1
Sleek's Captor
Number of Fights - 4
Pauly V Beefeater Street Guy
Pauly V Debster's Guy
Elvis V Kiss with Sleek watching
Sleek & Laurie Nichols V home invaders
Number of Times Pauly & Sleek Get In Trouble By Police - 0
Pizza Delivery is the second most dangerous job in the Western World - Newsreader quoting new United Nations report. (Pauly then tells Sleek that in the 3rd World, they don't even have Pizza Deliveries because it is so dangerous.)
Bobo tells his mama that $3 per hour is Pizza Industry standard.
Supermodel Claudia McPherson tells us she is a size 8-10, slim, has natural breasts and an all-over tan.
Sleek calls himself Sleek because he is slicker than slick. Pauly calls him Sleep.
Page last updated 19 November 2001
