The Narcoleptic Dictionary.
These terms are frequently used on our thread at fanforum. It might be a good idea to review this dictionary before posting to avoid confusion!
Anti-N.A.R.C.s: A group (currently two people, Ariane, Di, AND INGE! Finally added!) of people enjoy the evils of Russell Crowe, and do not agree with the N.A.R.C.s views. We stand few, but we stand proud! [See N.A.R.C.s]
Bellybuttons: Refers to the evil, frightening, and disturbing Levi's commercial with the singing bellybuttons. Can also be an adjective used to describe one word posts. They should be up there in the evil pictures, but I was too scared to look at them.
Cat, sup?: see ketchup
: He's cute. He's Dean. Therefore, he's CuteDean. We did not make this up. It came from Pamie, who writes (funny) GG recaps at: www.mightybigtv.com
DD: Nickname for Di! Can stand for either DenialDi (because she is the only one in the world who thinks that Uncle Jesse from Full House never had a mullet - because HE DIDN'T!) or DeadDi (because she dies laughing about 20 times a night - only cause everyone's so freaking funny!). See also: Drunk, the
Drunk, the: Nickname for Princess Di
ESP: aka Posting ESP, When two Narcoleptics post at the same time. Adds a sense of togetherness to our little group! Especially prevailent at early morning hours
E: StacEy, because we have several Staceys on the thread. This refers to the Little Critter Stacey.
Firestick Show: A late, late, late night talk show, hosted by Di and Jessica. Complete with mullets, juggling, flaming stick twirling, Coke and Pepsi, Jared with no loin cloth, flashlights, the cast of Gilmore Girls, etc. All Narcoleptics are free to pitch in with any special skills they can add to this very special program. Origin: Who knows? Jay Leno had an all dark show. And our minds travel quickly to weird places.
Gutter, the: A place for us insane Narcoleptics to hang out. Dean occasionally stops by!
Hardy: A Big Brother 2 houseguest. My twin and I are in love with him You'd be to if you'd watch!
Hell: A town in Michigan. Or, a firey underworld. Either way, the Narcs want to go there sometime soon.
Ketchup/Cat,Sup?! Cult: Us. Cat,Sup?! Is how I spell ketchup, cause it sounds like I'm saying "Cat, sup?!" and I like that sort of thing. This came about because of E's friends thinking she was part of a late night Ketchup cult when she was talking to us - plus we all love Ketchup. But not on cheesecake.
Knitting: A hobby that many Narcoleptics aspire to do. Origin: One very weird late night chat session!
Link: Stands for Late Night knitter, nickname for Jessica, who was the original late nighter and is taking up knitting
: A recurring discussion topic. It's a hair cut, that can best be described as "business in the front, party in the back" (TM Jessica). Thisnk Uncle Jesse from Full House, or Michael from Roswell! So far, no Gilmore Girls character has one, but you never know what will happen over the summer Here's a smilie to get the mullet loving mentality going:
N.A.R.C.s: Narcoleptics Against Russell Crowe. A group some Narcs strongly support and hope to take Global someday in order to expose the evil that is Russell Crowe. See also: Anti-N.A.R.C.s
No E/Stack: This refers to Stacy...aka ObsessedGGfan
No-Editing Pact, the: Many of us no longer edit our posts, because by the time we do it, it just gets lost in the suffle of new posts. This includes editing for spelling, grammer, coding, and content mistakes. Even if you, say, spell your name wrong, you can't edit if you are part of said pact
Old-Schoolers: a.k.a. Old Schoolahs. These are Narcoleptics who have been hanging around the thread for quite a while. But, of course, new Narcoleptics are always very welcome to join in the fun.
OPFMS Day: Coming up sometime soon. This is a designated day for all Narcoleptics, new and old, to post a transcript of their favorite Rory/Dean scene or moment. Long form is: Official Posting of Favorite Moments Scripts. So, pick your script, and stay tuned for the date
Phone Boy: AKA Alex or Schmal, the only guy on the Narc thread, who suddenly disappears to a suspicious phone call when it is time to start a new thread.
"Posting" What we say at the end of our posts
Quads, the: The Quadruplets - Di, StacEy, Stacy, and Jessica. E and Stack are twins, as are Link and I, because of our odd similarities. Then, Stack and I realized we had the same middle name. So all the twins were connected and we became Quadruplets. We also have a cousin - Ariane!
Rant: Us Narcs have our hardships, so we are each allotted our one rant a day. It can also be about how John Stamos never comes on E! True Hollywood Story
round cake: The Narcoleptics' favourite dessert. If it's a cake, it must be round. Origin: The Pilot: Rory and Dean like round cakes too
Sensitive Dean: A Dean who knits scarves for Rory(and the rest of the Narcoleptics, when they are feeling down). Origin: Not even going to try!
Shirtless Dean: Well, it's kind of obvious But it originated from Di's scene of Rory sitting in the car reading, while Dean is working on building it. It's the middle of the summer of course, so Dean has his shirt off
Summer 2001 Vacation: The Narcoleptics are taking a trip to Stars Hollow this summer. Feel free to request places to go! The itenerary is in the works!
Stout Bout Something you'll see us say - it means "Shout out!" I was using the words Shout Out too much, and decided that a different, similar sounding group of words would be less annoying. It isn't, but eh!
Sweet Dreams of CuteDean: What we hope to have every night A common good-bye found in night-time posts. Sometimes shortedned to SDOCD when it's 3am and we're too lazy to type it!