Why We Love Them
Here's the Official List....comprised by the narcoleptics ourselves!
'Cause they're just too cute.
'Cause she said thank you.
'Cause he stalked her first.
'Cause he said he loved her.
'Cause he's really her *boyfriend*.
'Cause she bought him a book.
'Cause he stands up for her when Tristan bothers her
'Cause he's building her a car.
'Cause when she wears heels they fit together perfectly! (Rory's Dance)
'Cause he doesn't laugh at her when she does things like carry books in her purse, or compares him to Encyclopedias
'Cause he was her first kiss
'Cause he made her a bracelet
'Cause if she's going to throw her life away, he HAS to have a motorcycle...and he does
'Cause he calls...five times a night
'Cause he not only went to her window to apologize, but when her mom saw him, he defended her!
'Cause they slept together (innocent!) in the cutest way possible
'Cause he carries her things for her (ie. her box, her chick)
'Cause he likes cake
'Cause she made him potatoes "out of a box", but they were still good
'Cause she knows he starts work at five, except on Thursdays
'Cause he meets her at the bus stop
'Cause they argue over "pop" and "soda"
'Cause he, she, and Lorelai have movie and pizza nights
'Cause he will kick the butt of anyone who tries to steal her pearls
'Cause she acted like a blubbering fool when he was around
'Cause she wanted to leave her dream school for him after knowing him only one day
'Cause he waves to her during his sports games
'Cause he's that "guy who hangs out in our trees all day waiting for (her) to come home"~Rory's Dance
'Cause she pretended to want cornstarch just to visit
'Cause they're "Supermarket Slut"s!
'Cause he notices her even when she's just reading.
'Cause she normally doesn't talk that much, but she did with Dean (you know, from the Pilot)
'Cause they can't stop kissing each other!
'Cause she'd never even thought about dating before him.
'Cause Dean could "kill Tristan"!
'Cause he notices when her sweater brings out the blue in her eyes.
'Cause WE love his floppy hairstyle.
'Cause when Tristan kissed her, she ran away crying!
'Cause he'll read confusing Russian (I think) novels for her; twice even!
'Cause first loves are "intense", and we know that's what they are!
'Cause the front of his notebook is "one step away from stalker material."
'Cause we know he saved the meatball!
'Cause he told her "Happy Birthday" at Luke's.
'Cause he'd do anything for her... even set up Lane with his friend just because she wants him to.
'Cause he'd dance with her even though he doesn't like to dance.
'Cause he tied the bracelet for her!
'Cause she said he was pudding!
'Cause his bracelet was pretty ugly, but she said it was beautiful...and meant it!
'Cause he got his movie reference right off the bat!
'Cause he's "dreamy"
'Cause Dean thinks Rory eats cute.
'Cause Rory likes cheap guys. Sloppy too, bald spot, beet guy, you know and the pants that kind of slip down in the back giving you that good plumber shot. That sends her through the roof!! (Rory's Dance)
'Cause they kissed in aisle three, by the pest spray - and that's a good aisle
'Cause "it was perfect"
'Cause they "gave a whole new meaning to tasting day!"
'Cause "he can spell AND read!"
'Cause "their kids will be gorgeous!"
'Cause "he's perfect...and he smells really good!"
'Cause Dean's "not going anywhere"
'Cause Dean is NOT a jerk!
'Cause Rory brought Dean cookies.
'Cause she asked for Charlotte Bronte, and he gave her "something else!"
'Cause Dean "defends Rory's honor"
'Cause Dean thinks Rory is "nice to look at" (Pilot)
'Cause Rory IS interested! (Cinnamon's Wake)
'Cause DEAN said thankyou, too! (Kiss and Tell)
'Cause he thinks it's good that she eats
'Cause he knows Prince Charming from Sleeping Beauty can dance!
'Cause he looked really sad after the break-up.
'Cause his white horse is just in the shop.
'Cause when she's wearing saddle shoes, he's willing to stoop.
'Cause if she doesn't go to Harvard, it won't be because of him.
'Cause he tapped...risking Lorelai's wrath.
'Cause Dean said "I am if you want me to be." when Rory asked if he was her boyfriend.
'Cause he made it clear that he was taken in front of Louise.
'Cause she's not like Donna Reed, and he respects that!
'Cause he's a Wonka fan too!
'Cause "he's got great eyes - you've got to love a guy with great eyes"
'Cause "it's" nice too
'Cause Dean and Luke are friends, and Luke is like Rory's father
'Cause he was her first love, and you never forget your first love
'Cause he called her 5 times (Paris is Burning)
'Cause Dean is tall and that must of been some back bend! You better warm up next time! (Kiss and Tell)
'Cause it's all about the cookies, and the love, and the Dean!
'Cause he's "not much of a joiner", and she's "not a party-girl", so they're a perfect match
'Cause he went to the dance anyway
'Cause he's "nice"
'Cause he likes "brainy" girls
'Cause "the little princess needs a big, strong protector"
'Cause he doesn't wear ties
'Cause Dean's not in love with Beth(Kiss and Tell)
'Cause Rory wallowed b/c of Dean
'Cause Rory was all Dean could talk about (Kiss and Tell)
'Cause "he's the boy that [she] like[s]" (Kiss and Tell)
'Cause they talk on the phone all mushy, and then argue about who's gonna hang up first (Forgiveness and Stuff)
'Cause "he's 6'2", he's beautiful, and he's completely in love with" Rory
'Cause he picked up Colonel Clucker and said that he's a nice chicken...darn straight, he's our mascot!
'Cause he loves when Rory surprises him
'Cause he taught her a lesson - surprises lead to kissage
'Cause she brought baked goods to a boy and they were dean's fav, rocky road
'Cause she can't stop looking at his face
'Cause after their first kiss they were speachless in amazement
'Cause he thinks she has good taste
'Cause Lorelai wants to like him, and she usually gets what she wants.
'Cause he saved the girls from a red-vine-less night
'Cause she pretended to like Nick Drake for him (either that or she does like him)
'Cause he wasn't looking for a chick
'Cause he made Rory sing for her supper...er, soda...er, kiss
'Cause she almost got hit by a car because of him
'Cause she "got the new kid"
'Cause he drinks "like a fish"
'Cause he's trouble
'Cause he noticed that a sweater brought brought out the blue in her eyes...awww!
'Cause he does playful banter with both the girls sooo well
'Cause Tristan thinks they make a very cute couple
'Cause Lorelai thought of a lot of differant ways to kill him
'Cause he looks like Christopher(Kiss And Tell)
'Cause that "lothario" has wormed his way into Rory's heart and mouth!
'Cause Rory said one Dean appeared (P.S. I Love You)
'Cause when Dean appeared in the window in the game, Rory never said 'pass.'
'Cause she's not over him, and she wants him back!
'Cause he wants her to be able to come to the market
'Cause he is hers
'Cause she's "less than good-ish" without him!
'Cause she loves him, you idiot!
'Cause Dean is miserable and suicidle without Rory and in serious need of a haircut
'Cause Dean has a Rory box
'Cause she was the GirlScout
'Cause Tristan is not her boyfriend
'Cause Rory has a Dean box
'Cause Dean doesn't have a "Thursday Girl"
'Cause Rory can't write songs, but she can say "I love you"
'Cause Col. Clucker (our mascot) is out of the box!
'Cause Dean's a genius for getting back 2gether w/ Rory
'Cause without Dean, Rory is Mopey,Dopey and about a dozen other melincoly dwarfs
'Cause she doesn't want to go out on a date with Tristan.
'Cause she needed to know 'has' or 'had'.
'Cause he drove all the way to Chilton just to see her.
'Cause when Rory's thinking about Dean she's not able to even listen to Lane, who by the way is a very witty conversationlist
'Cause she's going in!!!!(to Doosie's Market)
'Cause Dean did not burn all of her letters and pictures
'Cause Rory's speech at the town meeting was all about Dean
'Cause Rory was glad Lorelai didn't throw away the "Dean Box"
'Cause he knew she was trying to talk to him.
'Cause the Dean box got its "Gilmore girl" back
'Cause the "old Rory"'s staging a comeback (see #136)
'Cause their kiss was better The Princess Bride
's (according to Pamie at MBTV)
'Cause Lane swears on the soul of Nico that she's never seen Dean with another girl
'Cause he's not the bad guy
'Cause we dream of CuteDean
'Cause ponyboy is happy(Rory's Dance)
'Cause (luckily) Dean isn't number one on Lorelai's kill list--just in the top five.
'Cause Dean is "actually pretty happy with" Rory
'Cause she has a Dean
'Cause Clara recognized Rory from Dean's Rory box
'Cause Rory made dinner for Dean
'Cause Dean took out the trash for Rory
'Cause Rory has shoplifted from the market before
'Cause "a single celled organism crawled out of a primortial ooze, and that pretty much lead to Dean"...ohh what a Dean he is
'Cause they touched forheads and smiled
'Cause Rory asked Dean to the Chilton formal
'Cause Dean ordered three differant kinds of spaghetti for Rory b/c she couldn't deiced which one she wanted
'Cause Dean has a Chuck Heston chin
'Cause ToughDean is so sexy, a different sexy than CuteDean, in a kinda rough and tough kinda way
'Cause Cute is pratically Dean's nationality!
'Cause SensitiveDean is a more compassionate, emotionally-stimulating kind of sexy than CuteDean and ToughDean.
'Cause he doesn't dance much, but he went to the dance for her.
'Cause some ToughDean a day, keeps Tristan away!
'Cause Dean likes Rory's Donna Reed dress....um it has a nice circumference
'Cause Rory thinks Dean has a nice apron
'Cause Dean thinks Rory has a nice uniform
'Cause that's 172 reasons, and we know there's even more!