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Richard

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Name: Richard Emerson
Date of Birth: November 22
Eyes: Blue
Natiionality: Canadian
Location: Canada
Occupation: Bass Guitar, back-up singer
Marital Status: Single, but definately looking

Little bout me: I'm openly gay and I tend to cross-dress sometimes, you know with skirts and such. But it's mostly to get my Principal to yell at me.
I am outgoing and almost always on a sugar-high. I have long black hair with neon blue streaks that I like to keep up in a ponytail. Ummm let's see I have ice blue eyes and I love cowboys. Heh heh. Wish I had a lassoo....
Anyways, my life ambition is to open a 'Priests R Us' XD and so Feather vows to never visit me at work. (Just kidding guys!)

My family and I don't really get along. My mother is a VERY devout Christian, and my father believes in corporal punishment (he likes the belt). So as you can imagine we don't get along very well. I also get kicked out of the house on an almost constant basis, and if my parents ever find out about my 'other habits' they'd kill me for sure. They don't actually like the idea of me being in a band. I'd have to say joining DNT was the beginning of my rebelious stage in life.
 
I also have an older brother named Dave (he's 19). He likes to tell my parents things about me. And he's allowed to buy beer. The meannie.

I came up with DNT's license plate: DNT 69. Creative, eh?
 
My Favorite Colour: Pink

Favorite things: My guitar, beer, priests, partying, confessional and...did I mention priests? I'm a bad sinner baby! X3

Identifying Songs: "Sexy Thing" - Hot Chocolate, "Smack"- 3Doors Down, ACDC "Big Balls","Love In An Elevator" - Aerosmith, "Love Shack" - B-52s

Hobbies: Drinking beer and other booze on an almost constant basis, pissing off Kazen, acting like an idiot at concerts, as well as coming up with smooth ideas like taping Yang's wallet closed and convincing the others to go along with DNT's surprize "Hawaii Initiation"(more to come on that).

Hot Or Cold?: Cold baby!

Random Question:"Could you pass me another beer??", "Is there a church nearby by chance?"

Vanilla or Chocolate?: Strawberry.

Favorite Food?:Ice cream, fruit, hot dogs.

Random Quotes: -"Fruit loops? I don't get it!"
-"If. If is good."
-"No priests can resist this sexah body!"
-"...Playing sober was a mistake, now we go back to the old style!"

Describe yourself in one word: Irresistable.

 
"He was a wise man who invented beer." 

"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
~David Daye.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~Henny Youngman.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~Benjamin Franklin.