All I need to know about life I learned from my girlfriend

Never break a date with a girlfriend to go out with a man.

Girls really do wanna have fun.

Friendship means having to say "you gained a few pounds."

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Lend your hand, lend you ear, lend your boyfriend, but never lend your Gucci bag.

He really wasn't good enough for you anyway.

PMS stands for "pretty major stress."

You're perfect just the weight you are.

Whoever dies with the most shoes, wins.

There are no calories in brownies and pizza when you're depressed.

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