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Science Police Mobile steering handle
from Stinkin' Badges
Jonny Eclisp used this to drive the Science Police mobile completely
by remote control, leaving his arms free to jam along with "Bedrock Twitch."
Chloe's tracker
from Pieces of...
The bright colors of this tracking device are not functional but they
do complement Chloe's primary color scheme. Actually, many agents of the
Pacific Realm carry these trackers which can lead them to secret equipment
stashes.
Coat Tech X Controller dome & power pack
from Pieces of...
The original coat Controller is worn over the head, providing full
3-D interface with the blue coat. Co-developed by Lethargico and the Chemist,
it is noted for its extremely short battery life.
Minibombs with extra long timer
from Pieces of...
These are the plastic explosive charges that Ruger Laché and
his housekeeper Kato-lama planted on Ruger's palatial estate. Some 36 hours
later, the coordinated charges exploded, destroying the evidence and igniting
a stockpile of fireworks.
Freeze spray canister
from Pieces of...
These refillable canisters can hold any variety of deadly pressurized
vapors, most notably Otto Gyro's world famous freezing spray.
Baton
fromPieces of...
When all our best loved firearms have to go into the Faraday Cage for
magnetic shielding, it's time for the wooden batons to come out.
Miniature Auntie Nunn
from Truth or Scorn
Auntie Nunn in puppet form perched on his desktop, prepared to chide
him each time he did something that would cause his soul to burn in hell
forever.
Defibrillator pack
The world's most portable defibrillator can be applied to any Sleepless
character in any situation, through clothing, and miraculously revive him
or her.
Otto's headset and controller
from Pieces of...
The perpetually near-to-the-ground Otto Gyro uses this sensing device
to see the what's on high tabletops.
Gabi MK IV anti-tank handgun
from Pillow[s]talk, Lastand2, Pieces of...
Weapons aficionado Gabi built this anti-tank handgun from tricycle
parts. Part of a botched weapons deal, it eventually ended up in the private
collection of Mr. Vid.
An energy weapon
The Darklight Group's security officer, Captain Obidiah Kirk used this
weapon to escape the Tholian Web.
Space Nazi transmogrifying raygun
from Above the Line
General Geebee of the Space Nazis took matters into his own hands,
flying to Science Police headquarters and blasting Dr. Forrestor. Johnny
Chance and Trixie Doll looked on as the Doc turned into a pile of soap.
Science Police Hybrid H-Solo Blaster
from Stinkin' Badges
Eclisp's Hybrid H-Solo Blaster was of no use when the towering Slug
Zero emerged from the swimming pool.
HY-3085
from Above the Line
This is yet another of General Geebee's strange battery-powered battle
blasters.
Science Police Prototype A-7
from Above the Line
"We have developed a prototypical weapon to combat the evil Nazi scourge."
The Man found Dr. Claxtone Forrestor's invention during the Space Nazi
invasion--he never actually fired it though; he only hit people over the
head with it.
(Maybelline Swill's crossbow)
from Pieces of...
When you absolutely, positively have to stick a sharp bolt of wood
or composite material into someone's body, it's time for everyone's favorite
magical girl Maybelline Swill to bring out her hand crossbow. Yeah, baby!
Lethargico Scornityte thrower & replica
from Above the Line
This is the authentic weapon that the Big Boss of Lethargico used to
spray Tellatoichi with an emulsion of Scornityte, evil element #444. The
other one is merely a replica. But which is which?
Big Boss's Scornityte body armor
from Above the Line
"Joan Crawford wants those shoulder pads back, now!" Here we see a
portion of the Big Boss's powered battle armor, which he dons when transforming
into supervillian mode.
Chloe's sniper rifle kit
from Pieces of...
From a rocky outcropping over Makawanani Stream, Chloe pulled these
pieces of hardware from her pants. Once assembled, Chloe's sniper rifle
put a quick end to the Armed Artist's nefarious plans.
Skull of Scorn replica
from Hate Club
A Catholic Schoolgirl and the Conspiracy Guy led the strike team to
recover the Skull of Scorn from the gaping ravine that was once the loading
bay of GTV's Station 23. This skull's power once animated Shunga's undead
army.
Tellatoichi's wooden sword
from Above the Line
Tellatoichi transformed into superhero form in a flash of spinning
fire. With these chunky, black swords, Tell and Bioffe Gill battled to
the death.
Big cleaver
from Glue
This is a model recreation of the cleaver used to chop up Zeppo in
the Rear Wing. It wasn't very sharp.
Ruger's all purpose knife
from Pieces of...
Ruger Laché the assassin threw this knife at his servant Kato-lama,
which is just another example of dangerous violence used for comedic effect.
(Bat knife)
from Pieces of...
The molding of a flying mammal on this knife inspires fear in the weak
of will.
(Nazi knife)
Even Space Nazis need to carry a backup weapon such as this heavy-duty,
space-mineral knife.
(Sleepeeze Solution soap)
After getting their own Sleepless episode, those obsessed fans called
the Sleepeeze branched out into celebrity-endorsed merchandise. Here we
see just one of the products from Technofan's toiletries gift basket.
(Dirty Tony's whip)
from Pieces of...
"You got something for me," wheezed Dirty Tony as he fingered his whip
and readjusted the jaunty angle at which his "Indy" hat rested upon his
head. Chloe kicked him with a big, black boot.
(Smoko the dog)
from Above the Line, Pillow[s]talk
Smoko starred as Salome's pet in Above the Line and had featured roles
in many other Sleepless episodes. Smoko is widely agreed to be the most
famous dog in the Pacific Realm.
(Baby Zulu Splem)
from Above the Line, Stinkin' Badges
Some critics complain Zulu Splem always just plays herself in every
filmo. True students of performance see the subtleties that bring her roles
to life. Who could better portray a demented puppet sidekick or a flying
demonic baby?
(Chicheleena's bomb)
from Lastand2
The futurist Chicheleena helped Dank and Marti destroy the past and
replace it with their own creation by making these sphere bombs that can
reorganize shapes and colors.
(Futurist espresso machine)
from Lastand2
La Chicheleena's caffeine-powered speed was aided by this device. The
mechanics by which it brews espresso remain a mystery.
(Big disks)
from Sleepeeze Solution
Technofan's primitive Master Control .01 supercomputer operated on
these magnetic diskettes. With these programs, the antique computer took
only three weeks to calculate the sum of one half and one third.
(Technofan's controller)
from Sleepeeze Solution
Here is yet another of Technofan's antiquated gadgets that inexplicably
caused a viewer to believe Vertov Industries was trying to take over Waipahu.
(RAMchips)
from Pieces of...
Ruger Laché obtained these RAMchips after besting his old friend
Shanty Eclisp at the slotcar races. Shanty retrieved the critical data
from the belly of a souped-up miniature muscle car.
(The Canister)
from Pieces of...
A team of explorers perished in the jungles of the dark side of Schwatikaan
to bring back the sample of Scornityte inside this canister. This is a
lightproof container, so you can't actually see the Scornityte, but trust
me; it's there.
(The Jewel)
from Pieces of...
This jewel holds great value to the Croathatopians. In Pieces of...
Esperanto and his Big Boss tried to trade the jewel for a canister of scornityte.
(Fingerfood)
from Pieces of...
When Swill, Bubbles, Ekhees, or any of their supernatural comrades
need quick pick-me-up to fuel their magical powers, they snack on chitinous
fingernails and toenails.
(Silver PPK)
MP5
from Full Auto Badges
wielded by Nathaniel Hawthorne
M60
from Above the Line, Stinkin' Badges
wielded by Science Police cadets
M16
from Crimestory
Urban militia gear
Uzi
from Crimestory
Urban militia gear
Mac 10 submachine gun with suppressor
from Pieces of...
wielded by Desperanto
Smith & Wesson Model 19 .357 combat Magnum
from Stinkin' Badges
wielded by Nathaniel Hawthorne
Nickel-plated .357 Magnum
from The Lonely Hearts
wielded by Kuschi Donut
from Glue, Splemorama, Lastand2
wielded by Dr. Splem
Colt Delta Elite 10mm semiautomatic with brushed nickel slide
from Stinkin' Badges
wielded by Mike Dillinger
Black Desert Eagle
from The Lonely Hearts
wielded by Scanlan
Colt MK IV 40.45 caliber semiautomatic
from Crimestory
wielded by Interrogator
Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum with 4-inch barrel
from Pillow[s]talk
wielded by Gabi in her target range and with Nikk in the "Russian Roulette"
scene
Black sig
from Pillow[s]talk
wielded by Gabi
from The Lonely Hearts
wielded by the Q Squad
Dr. Splem's brown fedora
from Glue, Splemorama
Science Police issue gray fedora
from Above the Line
Esperanto's "Mad Hatter" stovepipe hat
from Pieces of...
Space Nazi command hat
from Above the Line
Trixie Doll's hat
from Above the Line
Dr. Forrestor's leather flight helm
from Above the Line, Stinkin' Badges
Worn to protect brain when driving Science Police mobile
Epic Filmo 3 hat
from The Lonely Hearts
worn by Dziga, Trembly and Wince
President's commemorative Nostromo crew cap
from Pieces of...
Salome's fine dining hat
from Above the Line
Fur hat with flaps
from Sleepeeze Solution
worn by Stuntfan
Copp Kidd
Pillow[s]talk, The Roche Limit
The youngest lieutenant on the force, Copp Kidd is the most complete
bastard of an action anti-hero that ever was. This angular young gun continually
saves the day, then gets killed. He carries enough concealed weaponry
to tease a high school gang on their home turf. A naval aviator's jacket
is his trademark and his shroud.
Copp Kidd's MP5 K
With foldable stock, silencer, and double clip
Remains of the Space Nazi Mobile
from Above the Line
1:20 scale
The once powerful Space Nazi mobile was reduced to a melted heap by
the Vertov special effects crew under controlled conditions. The flaming
spectacle is captured in the finale of Above the Line.
Fire-damaged dump truck
from Pieces of...
1:18 scale
When the second episode of Pieces of Chloe required a bomb blast in
a truck bed, Ar-cue-tecture Joe and his team lathered this model with accelerant
and set it off, despite the crew's woeful shortage of fire suppression
gear.
Azul's escape truck
from Pieces of...
1:15 scale
For a key segment of Pieces of..., Azul and his strike team escape
through a tunnel as it explodes around them. The model truck and its passenger,
a crude likeness of Azul, were largely unharmed in the conflagration.
Salome's house
from Above the Line
1:29 scale
Actually, this is one of the houses that made up Salome's neighborhood;
Salome's actual house was destroyed by Final Blow missles launched by the
Guardians of the City.
Science Police vehicle
from Stinkin' Badges
1:14 scale
Secret double agent Jonny Eclisp drove this vehicle from the Science
Police fleet. Its security system could generate a protective dome of energy
around the car.
(Space Nazi ship)
from Above the Line
1:18 scale
This flying ship transported General Geebee around the Pacific Realm.
This model includes an articulated pilot and strobing landing lights.
(Space Nazi beacon pod)
from Above the Line
1:2 scale
Just before the Space Nazi warship crashed into the Moon,
this beacon pod was seen ejecting into the depths of space. Well, it was
only on screen for half a second, so here's your chance to get a good,
long look.
Kuschi's films
from The Lonely Hearts
Kuschi Donut strove to become a director of epic filmos just like her
friend Wince. Here is a choice selection of her early works: "War of the
Clones" and "Christmas Ice"
Kuschi's refurbished security camera
from The Lonely Hearts
It doesn't even have a viewfinder, but that did not deter Kuschi from
her dream of making movies. Neither did her lack of operable lungs.
Betacam paraphernalia
In ages past, Vertov Industries was among the first to utilize new
technologies. This lifeless hunk of hardware was once critical to Sleepless
epic filmos. More recently, it has become home to a family of cockroaches.
Canon A-1 motordrive
A freak accident has left one of Vertov Industries' still photographers
laid up and this camera smeared all over the ground. Don't taunt ostriches.
They look harmless, but watch out.
Big Book of Sleepless, volume 1
This Big Book contains full reference materials for Sleepless projects
from 1993-1995.
Big Book of Sleepless, volume 2
This Big Book contains full reference materials for Sleepless projects
from 1996-1998.
1995 SLEEPLESS PERSONNEL SHIM
Here is your basic Sleepless cast/crew/control badge. Feel you're a
part of the team when you wear this badge in the nude and show your world
of plush closet toys that you support Sleepless.
1996 SLEEPLESS SHIM
The '95 shims were metallic; this year's are tropical green with yellow
and orange, reminiscent of the mango, a fruit that symbolizes springtime.
1997 SLEEPLESS CREW SHIM
This shim was backed with red plastic and featured the first hologram
on a Sleepless shim. The hologram refracts white light into beautiful rainbows
and can be used to blind fascist partisans.
1997 VERTOV CREW SHIM
This shim is blue with a red triangle and two sets of holographic concentric
circles. It will always be associated with '97, the Year of Sleepless,
as I like to call it.
1998 SLEEPLESS CREW SHIMS
These shims come in white, black or green, so there's always at least
one that goes with any outfit! The green ones were made with poly-chlorine
sulfate and will slowly poison you, causing most of your skin to fall off.
Sorry.
1998 VERTOV CREW SHIMS
The two-sided shim features the Vertov "Big Screw" logo on one side.
The other side says "CREW" with no further identification, useful in countries
where Vertov operatives are killed on sight. Which are most countries.
1999 SLEEPLESS SHIM
In the year 1999, a phenomenal event occurred in our skies that would
forever alter the course of human history. Meanwhile, the crew of Sleepless
was wearing this slick, black shim, emblazoned with a translucent, color
logo superimposed on a hologram substrate.
PIECES OF CHLOE #1 SHIM
Only official Supporters of the original Pieces of Chloe got these
episode-specific shims. As an added bonus, it featured a front and a back
so you got twice as many things to look at.
PIECES OF CHLOE #2 SHIM
There were two different Supporter shims for episode two, featuring
Azul, Operative 1 and Chloe. You may notice that there's almost nothing
about Pieces of Chloe in this book. I wonder why. Something for you to
think about.
PIECES OF CHLOE #3 SHIM
Shockingly, the numerical progression continues. There were three shims
for this third episode. Featured were Chloe, micro-lad Otto, toenail-clipping
Bubbles, and the plaid-clad Azul Fromitdge.
STINKIN' BADGES #1 SHIM
The Supporter shim of the Badges series showcased Hawthorne, Leery
and friends in their natural state--encased in plastic. This ultra-rare
shim was produced only on a rainy afternoon in 1995.
STINKIN' BADGES BIO MED COSTUME TAG
When Dr. Hull and his forensic specialists documented Chad Klein's
enfoiled corpse in episode one of Stinkin' Badges, they wore these. It's
just like being a pathologist, and you won't have that smell either.
STINKIN' BADGES PREMIERE TICKET
Before the show hit the air, it hit the offices of the Community Access
Building. The only way you could've seen it is if you had a ticket like
this. Or you could have hidden in the bushes outside, looking in through
the window, shivering in the rain, with a forlorn expression, cursing Sleepless
and all it stands for. But you shouldn't do that.
INTO EDEN CREW SHIMS
From the October/November 1997 "Lemondrops at Dusk" concert, these
shims were made for the event staff. The first shim, bound on rose-colored
plastic features a giant lemon wedge hovering over the city, shooting beams
in every direction! The second shim is oversized with colored metallic
backing and a fractal pattern sure to mesmerize socially awkward mathematicians
and computer science majors alike.
Sleepless embroidered patches
Sleepless "Crew" beefy T-shirt
1998 Hometown Video Awards
Sleepless was named "Best Entertainment Series" out of a field of competitors
from around the country and the world. Yes, we are (were) number one in
the world.
Vertov Industries 1998 Christmas card
Jacket designs for video cassettes
Sleepless and Vertov logo jacket
Vertov Industries' member's handbook
Colorful adhesive stickers
One-of-a-kind Vertov 1999 calendar
Sounds Like Sleepless soundtracks
Asymmetrical Sleepless trading cards
Sleepless press kit
Blancita's keyboard
from Comparing Scars
Heeba Blancita! Zander accompanied the pop superstar on this portable
keyboard, utilizing his special one-fingered playing technique.
Microphones and headphones
These authentic tools were used in the production of Sleepless soundscapes.
Doorman's accordion
from The Roche Limit, Glue, Truth or Scorn
The Doorman and Scanlan made beautiful music with this unwieldy instrument.
It was the Doorman's bludgeoning weapon, personal heat shield, ballast
and best friend.
Red rock guitar
Bedrock guitar
Score from Pieces of...
Designed by experts, this is new music for Sleepless: Pieces of...