Middle management of Vertov Industries consists of
 thirty-eight autonomous human beings, each with
 several areas of expertise. Here are eleven of the
 more interesting ones.

 AERONAUTICS & ASTROMETRICS
 LIQUIDATION & ACQUISITION
 GUIDANCE & FIRE CONTROL
 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE & PASTA
 ANTI-TERRORISM & PRO-TERRORISM
 DE-EDUCATION & DISCOUNT PETS
 INTERROGATION & QUILTING
 TELEKINESIS & TETHERBALL
 MECHA REPAIR & PRISMATICS
 SNEAKERS, BOOTS & SNEAKERS
 GLACIER KICKING & TYPESETTING