Ar-cue-tecture Joe
When we need a set or location that can not be acquired through
the legal department, it's time to call JOE! He and his team can
construct anything, no matter how unlikely or disgusting.
He's feeling much better after undergoing stress relief therapy
with blowmaster Paisley. But whatever you do, don't touch
him.
Jericco Mossrock
Key meat puppet in Wince's spicy bellgrande schemes, J.M. invents
stunt choweography that puts the action in the "Action Fiesta" and
the burritos in the Stingk Bomb Buffet.
For top form, he trains around the clock, 24 hours a week, 7 days
a year. Look for J.M.'s big fight scene in the upcoming Pieces
of...
Lt. Lili'u'okalani
The security officer's job is to keep the riff-raff away from
the cast and crew. Lt. Lili'u'okalani is standing by (from the
seated position) to enforce the Sleepless closed set. He
can be seen refilling his grape soda at the snack truck
The lieutenant has also made guest appearances on (i.e. wandered onto
the set of) He Is the Glue and Stinkin' Badges
Beneke
Thanks to modern telecommuting, Beneke can maintain our records and
archives even though she lives in small rural community somewhere
in the heartland of the Pacific Realm. Working in her brother
Goudy's library gave her the skills needed to keep the Vertov
books.
Oliver Wendel Shapiro-Cochran
This legal eagle's job is to take care of everything that has to do
with the law. (What is this "law" you speak of?)
The how's and
why's of our legal system can be explained by this man, inside of
a big pile of trash of course.
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