Ar-cue-tecture Joe

When we need a set or location that can not be acquired through the legal department, it's time to call JOE! He and his team can construct anything, no matter how unlikely or disgusting.

He's feeling much better after undergoing stress relief therapy with blowmaster Paisley. But whatever you do, don't touch him.

Jericco Mossrock

Key meat puppet in Wince's spicy bellgrande schemes, J.M. invents stunt choweography that puts the action in the "Action Fiesta" and the burritos in the Stingk Bomb Buffet.

For top form, he trains around the clock, 24 hours a week, 7 days a year. Look for J.M.'s big fight scene in the upcoming Pieces of...

Lt. Lili'u'okalani

The security officer's job is to keep the riff-raff away from the cast and crew. Lt. Lili'u'okalani is standing by (from the seated position) to enforce the Sleepless closed set. He can be seen refilling his grape soda at the snack truck

The lieutenant has also made guest appearances on (i.e. wandered onto the set of) He Is the Glue and Stinkin' Badges


Beneke

Thanks to modern telecommuting, Beneke can maintain our records and archives even though she lives in small rural community somewhere in the heartland of the Pacific Realm. Working in her brother Goudy's library gave her the skills needed to keep the Vertov books.

Oliver Wendel Shapiro-Cochran

This legal eagle's job is to take care of everything that has to do with the law. (What is this "law" you speak of?)

The how's and why's of our legal system can be explained by this man, inside of a big pile of trash of course.
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