Squattro Sprockett

As the editor, Squattro can fix anything that the camera crew goofed up on. He may be frustrated with the crew's screw-ups, but if he edits the show, he gets to sleep in the edit bay at night. I mean, look at him; he's a hobo.

Barilla

When Barilla first emigrated to the Pacific Realm, he made ends meet selling second-hand espresso from the trunk of his car. This in no way qualified him to be Vertov's cinematographer, but here he is anyway.

If anything doesn't look just right, expect to hear Barilla's frenetic and unintelligible shouts in complaint. In fact, expect to hear that anyway.

Arri

Arri the lighting tech works with the wide variety of equipment available to Vertov Industries. He utilizes everything from car headlights to truck headlights, from flashlights to larger flashlights, and of course fire.


Gongo Schmaudio

Our audio technician Gongo often runs sound tests in public bathrooms because that's where we tape most of the show.


Scanlan

After being horribly disfigured in the Scorn Wars, Scanlan became right hand man to Sleezeville's shadowy godfather Mr. Vid. But in his spare time, Scanlan likes to jam with violent convicts and mental patients in music therapy sessions. This makes him the natural choice as music man of Vertov Industries.

Sir Zulu Splem

This adventurer once traversed the blue side of Schwaziland in search of the river Boghati's headwaters.

Today, the famed explorer scouts locations for Vertov Industries. Using his extensive knowledge of public restrooms, he figures out how to get where we're going and where to go while we're there.
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