Squattro Sprockett
As the editor, Squattro can fix anything that the camera crew
goofed up on. He may be frustrated with the crew's screw-ups, but
if he edits the show, he gets to sleep in the edit bay at night.
I mean, look at him; he's a hobo.
Barilla
When Barilla first emigrated to the Pacific Realm, he made ends meet
selling second-hand espresso from the trunk of his car. This in no
way qualified him to be Vertov's cinematographer, but here he
is anyway.
If anything doesn't look just right, expect to hear Barilla's
frenetic and unintelligible shouts in complaint. In fact, expect to
hear that anyway.
Arri
Arri the lighting tech works with the wide variety of equipment
available to Vertov Industries. He utilizes everything from
car headlights to truck headlights, from flashlights to larger
flashlights, and of course fire.
Gongo Schmaudio
Our audio technician Gongo often runs sound tests in public
bathrooms because that's where we tape most of the show.
Scanlan
After being horribly disfigured in the Scorn Wars, Scanlan became
right hand man to Sleezeville's shadowy godfather Mr. Vid. But
in his spare time, Scanlan likes to jam with violent convicts
and mental patients in music therapy sessions. This makes him
the natural choice as music man of Vertov Industries.
Sir Zulu Splem
This adventurer once traversed the blue side of Schwaziland in
search of the river Boghati's headwaters.
Today, the famed explorer scouts locations for Vertov Industries.
Using his extensive knowledge of public restrooms, he figures out
how to get where we're going and where to go while we're there.
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