Life's lil' tripGive a dog a bone and he'll run away with it!!
The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said:
"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."
He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she just smiled. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle, and rode away down the highway.
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