Friends?

Cloud - So why are we all sitting in this coffe house?

Tifa - Because the author couldn't think of anything else for us to do. And she decided to spoof the show Friends.

Cait-Yeah - At least she could have written a way out of here. From the looks of it there is none

Yuffie - This sucks. I want to get out of here and get some more Materia.

Vincent - Good luck.

Red XIII - Don't you mean steal?

Yuffie - Oh Shut up.

Barrett - Come on. We've got to escape and track down Sephiroth.

Cid - How bright guy. You heard Cait. There's no way out.

Barrett - I don't care. I'm gettin out of here.

Aeris - Let us know the minute you succeed.

Cloud - Aeris! You're alive!

Aeris - I sure am. The author decided to bring me back for this story.

Tifa - But that's not fair. I thought the author liked me best. She even named her web page after me, Vincent and my bar.

Aeris - I guess not.

Tifa - See if I say anything nice about her again.

{(poof)}

Cloud - Tifa. Where'd you go?

Aeris - She insulted the author and was erased from the story.

Yuffie - Lucky stiff.

Cloud - No. It's not the same without Tifa.

Aeris - You've still got me Cloud.

Sephiroth - Not for long however.

Cloud - This is getting worse by the minute. First we loose Tifa. Then Sephiroth shows up. What could happen next?

Hojo - What am I doing here?

Cloud - I had to open my big mouth.

Elena - Here are the cups of coffee you ordered.

Barrett - Well,I couldn't find a way out of here nohow. Say why are Hojo and Sephiroth here?

Red XIII - It's all Cloud's fault.

Cloud - Hey. I'll admit Hojo being here was my fault. But the author of this insane story brought Sephiroth here.

{(poof)}

Aeris - No. Now Cloud's gone.

Elena - Is anyone going to drink the coffee I made?

Yuffie - Not unless we have a death wish.

Elena - But I spent hours just making it!

Sephiroth - I'll have one.

Barrett - Well we won't haf ta worry about killin Sephiroth now.

Cait Sith - That's for sure. The minute he drinks that he's a goner.

Elena - Hey. My coffee's not that bad.

Cid - Are you crazy. It's green for gods sake.

Sephiroth - Ack. Gag. Wheeze.

Barrett - Ya see. It's killin him.

Elena - Well it doesn't seem to be affecting Hojo in any way.

Hojo - Actually it's quite delicious.

Cid - Now we all know how twisted Hojo really is.

Red XIII - God, look at Sephiroth now.

Yuffie - Is he suppose to be twitching that much?

Cid - Look at the way his eyes are bulging.

Barrett - For the first time I actually feel sorry for the guy. That's not the way you expect a war hero to die.

Yuffie - And he was so good looking too.(sniffs)

Vincent - Have you forgotten that he wanted to take over the world and rule it as a god.

Yuffie - I don't care. He was a lot better looking than Cloud was.

Aeris - How can you say that? Cloud's a lot better looking than Sephiroth.

Yuffie - There's no comparing the two. Sephiroth was way better looking than Cloud.

Aeris - That's it. Now you die.

Reno - All right. A cat fight.

Red XIII- Why are you here?

Reno - Don't you know that the Turks stick together?

Aeris - (Stops fighting)That means that Tseng is here?

Tseng - Aeris. (Hearts in eyes)

Aeris - Tseng.

Elena - Grrr.(purposely dumps coffee on Tseng's lap)

Tseng - AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Elena - I guess I showed you. (Walks away)

Aeris - Are you okay?

Tseng - I am because you're here.

Yuffie - God. I think I'm going to be sick.

Aeris - Why? We're not moving.

Yuffie - Stupid airhead.

Tseng - Don't call Aeris an airhead.

Yuffie - Why not? Everyone knows she is one.

Zack - That's for sure.

Aeris - Zack! You're alive too! (Hugs him)

Tseng - GRRRR.

Zack - I'm glad to see you too. (Hugs Aeris)

Vincent - I think I know how we can escape.

Yuffie - You do? How?

Vincent - I'll transform into my Chaos form and break down a wall.

Barrett - Good idea. Go for it.

Vincent - Okay. Here I go. (Changes into Chaos form and destroys wall)

Barrett - Good work Vincent. (Smiles at hole in wall)

(Building suddenly collapses on group)

(Five hours later)

Barrett - Great job Vincent. (looks over at Vincent from his hospital bed)

Vincent - Hey. How was I supposed to know the building we were trapped in was condemmed?

This is a fanfic by Tifa. Obviously, this is not her real name, but that's what we'll be calling her. She may have some Parasite Eve fics later on. Most of her fanfics are humorous from what I've read. Email her and let her know what you think!