Strange Things dooodoodoooo....
Strange product number one...
hmmm...is that what
that's for? 'The deluxe vibrator...for neck, shoulder and waist.'
Uniqueful indeed.
Mmmm....sanitary. No more pesty germs in my food. Looks suspiciously like the toilet cleaner on the left. I actually have no idea what it is or why it turns your food white.
'What are they thinking?' product number two....
Coca-colas
presents... Water salad! mmm. can you see
those fruit and vegetable pictures around the edge? Thats what goes
into water salad.
Grapes, grapefruit, lettuce, celery, tomato, pear, carrot, some green
leaves, apple,
green pepper and lemon. I wouldn't even put that stuff in a
real salad. All together
these only equal 10%. The other 90% is water, sugar and bad cool-aid
flavoring, if the
taste is any indication. That blue writing at the bottom says
'calorie off'. Apparently
drinking this kills calories.
Or you could just eat a 100% fruit apple.
Straight from the
pizza delivery menu.....They at least all
have cheese on top.
(reading katakana English is harder than
Japanese, the italicized words are ones I couldn't decipher. If you can,
please enlighten me.)
1. Curry sauce base, scrambled egg, sausage, chorizo, diced tomato, paseri(?)
2. Sauce less, taco meat, mushrooms, diced tomato, pepperoni, American riresshu.
3. Sauceless,
burdock root salad (like a coleslaw
'salad'), corn, cubed beef. This
one
is called the Shakei shakei ton ton.
4. Meat sauce base,
hamburger, tomato, American riresshu, red pepper, paseri, mayonnaise,
cheese sauce.
5. Salami,
bacon, shrimp, sausage (these are actually
whole wieners), fried chicken,
mushroom,
onion, green pepper, garlic.
6. Cocktail
sausages, ham, American riresshu, mayonnaise, paseri, onion, green
pepper,
meat sauce.
7. Zuwaigani (gray crab?), Crab sticks, scrambled egg, bamboo shoots, mayonnaise, paseri.
8. Tuna, tomato, bamboo shoots, cocktail sauce, fried onions.
9. Soy sauce base,
jamon potatoes, tuna, corn, onion, green pepper, mayonnaise,
bacon chips.
10. The Pizza
Ten-Four original 'healthy dessert pizza' - Custard sauce base,
Azuki (tiny
red beans), sweet potato, and cheeseless.
At least they spared us the cheese.
*Would someone please tell me what riresshu and paseri are?
*I have just realized that paresi may indeed be parsley.
*I was fairly positive
that riresshu was not relish, but after receiving some emails, I reexamined
the
the menu pictures, and the taco pizza does appear to have
relish on it. I am confounded as to why
they spell it riresshu, when it could easily be spelled rerisshu
in katakana. or why its American.
But I am more disturbed by the fact that they think tacos
should have relish on them. blech.
*I have also lately
realized that 'jamon' potatoes are actually 'German' potatoes. I think
their fried or
something with onions and ham or ham grease.
Oh, never fear, there's more...from the Strawberry Cones menu...
1. Cod roe,
mayonnaise, squid, shrimp, onion, nori. (This
one wins distinction
as sounding the most disgusting. Thanks to the
fish eggs, or tarako.)
2. Basil sauce, smoked salmon, scallops, onion, mayonnaise.
3, Green salad, tomato, cheese, smoked bacon, olive dressing.
4, Smoked bacon, egg, mayonnaise.
5. Crab, scallops, corn, onion, garlic, mayonnaise.
6. Scallops, tuna, tomato, onion, garlic, mayonnaise.
7. Abundant corn.
I am not sure what's up
with the corn and mayonnaise, it seems to be quite popular. You can
actually get Pizza Hut pizza, but they often sneak corn on, too. I must
admit though, there
are Italian restaurants here that serve hand tossed brick oven baked pizzas that
are really good. I even once had a pepperoni pizza with a half fried egg
scribbled up on top that
was pretty tasty.