PC SWEEPS ADVENTURES PAGE 6.
SWEEP HELPS FATHER CHRISTMAS
Father Christmas has asked PC Sweep for help with the security of all the new toys to be delivered to the boys and girls this Christmas.
A readers survey however, recently revealed that a number of readers of the Sweep News have been naughty boys and girls and may only be entitled to a lump of coal!
This made Sweep sad, so he said that if those that have been naughty try really hard from now until Christmas Eve, he will put in a good word for them with Father Christmas himself!
Soo when asked what she thought of Sweep helping Father Christmas said.
“ I’m really happy for Sweep and for a complete sausage brain he’s done really well, first he joins the
Police and now he’s helping Father Christmas, it makes you wonder what he will get up to
next year! It does doesn't it !!!!
Have a happy Christmas everybody.

ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO LITTLE &
LARGE
Sweep
met up with the comedy duo Sid Little and Eddie Large, but was embarrassed
because he wasn't sure who was who! Now to most of us it would have been
obvious, but as Sweep is not known for his brains he came up with a cunning
plan. He decided to arrest them both for offences against doggy kind,
specifically, impersonating Deputy Dog! The one found guilty of the offence,
thought Sweep, would be Eddie Large, (who he knew did the impersonation) so
cleverly he would find out who was who without having to ask. The custody
officer, on hearing Sweeps reason for arresting the duo, clipped Sweep around
the ear, told him to get out and apologized. Eddie Large and Sid Little were
unavailable for comment but a spokesman for the pair said. "This is precisely
the reason why Eddie only impersonates cartoon Police Dogs, as they are usually
a lot less trouble!"
DARTH GATOR
The infamous Darth Gator, who was recently released from prison, found himself once more on the wrong side of the law.
PC Sweep had to arrest the little chap, after he ate a bus full of school children. At the trial, his solicitor stated his client was very sorry
and blamed the force. The Police force however, denied any responsibility. Darth
Gator promised he wouldn’t eat bus loads of school children again, and was sentenced to three hours community service.

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SOON!

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