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STATISTICS
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Series 1, Episode 1 |
A Man attacks Pauly because
Pauly delivers meat pizzas to his vegetarian wife who has left him as a result. Pauly
explains it is because the man lives on Beefeater Street and he gets confused.
Pauly defeats the man with kickboxing and a rolling pin. Bobo makes Sleek
remove the guy. Pauly 1, Vegetarian's Husband 0.
Pauly then tries to enter a
radio quiz ($20,000 prize) run by W.A.N.K.F.M but hits a bloke with his car
while dialling the number on the phone. The bloke doesn't mind because he likes
pain, much to Pauly's relief. After delivering to the Army Base, Pauly tries to enter the competition
again while on the phone but runs into a bloke from Debster's Encyclopaedias from behind. The
bloke comes out swinging but Pauly has got through for the competition. In
between fighting the book guy, Pauly wins the competition.
Later, Pauly delivers to SBS
& sees Claudia McPherson. He also hears that Sleek has just hit the same guy he did
earlier. His next delivery is to an S & M party (he calls it an M & S
party) where the guests use him as their gimp. On his last delivery for the
night, he is abducted by aliens before he can pick up his radio prize money.
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Series 1, Episode 2 |
The episode opens with Pauly
in the desert. He was abducted by Aliens. He tries to call Bobo but Bobo can't
understand him. His mobile then dies. He goes through the bush seeing various
mirages. He finds the road and finds Claudia McPherson's photo shoot but is
refused a lift by Claudia's security (Vulcan from Gladiators). He gets a lift
with a serial killer - Fancy Pants. Pauly defeats Fancy Pants by kick boxing
him. He then appears on TV, telling the reporter how he caught the killer and
begs Bobo for his job.
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Series 1, Episode 3 |
On his first delivery, he is
amazed to find a movie crew wants 5 cents change. While at the service station
with the good kebabs, Pauly rings Sleek to ask if he wants a kebab and is asked
by the service station attendant (Kamahl) to turn off his phone (the service
station later blows up while Sleek's lawyer and Bad Actor's Lawyer are talking
on the phone). His phone
causes more trouble as he is fined by the Police for using his mobile while
driving. On trying to tell Bobo about the fine (and to get Bobo to pay it for
him), Bobo sends him out on another delivery to the Celebrity Auction and ends
up the top bidder for Marilyn Monroe's underpants at 525 thousand dollars.
He then goes to the Film
Studio to deliver a pizza but stays to watch a scene involving Claudia. She
finally gets the line right (after over 794 takes) but Pauly's mobile phone
rings, ruining the shot. He has a fight with Brad Pitts (Pauly broke his nose).
As a result, the producers cancelled the movie (this pleased them because it
was running over budget and late.) As a way to say thanks, the producers fly
Pauly to the US. However, he is on the plane talking to Sleek on his mobile and the plane
heads towards the ground.
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Series 1, Episode 4 |
On his first delivery, he
sees a diabetic having a fit on the ground. The man begs Pauly to inject him
with medication but Pauly can't. He goes to a convenience store with syringe in
hand for help but the shop owners thinks that Pauly is the wanted Syringe
Bandit. They take to Pauly with baseball bats and he gets taken to the Police
station. While being interviewed, they find the real bandit.
After he is released from the
Police station without charge, the Hitman hired by Beefeater Street guy (from
episode 1) shoots at Pauly, hitting his phone, his hat and bullet proof
pizza bag (as well as one cop and one cop's hat). On returning to Fat Pizza,
Beefeater Street Guy sees that Pauly is still alive and takes a shot at Pauly
himself, which misses. Pauly's day ends up well with Sleek's strippers getting
confused and stripping for Pauly, not that he minded of course.
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Series 1, Episode 5 |
Pauly and Sleek are out
together on a rare night off. While playing pool, a Nut tries to attack Pauly.
Pauly reveals to Sleek that whenever the Nut sees him, the Nut tries to kill
Pauly as he thinks that Pauly ran over his head in a dodgem car as a kid. On
his most recently delivery to the Nut's place, the Nut had dug up his dead
father and sat him in the couch with remote in hand. The Nut's mum begs Pauly
to get the Nut's dad's body back to the graveyard but the Police are waiting at
the hole. The Nut took the body back home and put the body into the Mum's bed,
freaking her out and giving her a heart attack. Therefore, the Nut has no
supervision and is after Pauly. Eventually, they make it to the first nightclub but Pauly is
refused entry until rescued by Sleek. They are then thrown out for not taking
off their shirts.
While looking for food, Pauly
meets up with a hot dog vendor. It turns out that in the plane crash at the end
of episode 3, Pauly saved the guy's son from dying and that they were the only
two survivors. Pauly then tells the story about surviving the plane
crash. They go to another nightclub
and are refused entry for being too tall. They then go to another club which
Pauly describes as a Transtesticle Club - it appears as they have walked into a
Transsexual Club and they meet up with a drunk Bobo. Pauly is disgusted. One of
the regulars finds Sleek and dances with him. The episode ends with the Nut
king hitting Pauly.
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Series 1, Episode 6 |
Pauly has a great idea to
meet women - he joins the Army Reserves as he saw Claudia on a commercial. Of
course, she doesn't appear and Pauly appears to be a stooge. Not liking the
Army uniform and way of life, he tries to cope in his most reliable way - fight
his way out. However, instead of getting out of the Army, he gets further in
and joins the SAS. Of course, Pauly stuffs up in training and the SAS want him
dead.
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Series 1, Episode 7 |
Pauly and Sleek go to the
Gold Coast for a vacation after Bobo's misfortune. On the way, Pauly takes a
leak on an electric fence and watches South Park while Sleek smokes some hash.
On the way, Pauly tells stories on how he used to be a boxer, an Iron Man,
founder of the Giggles (later known as the Wigglies after they kicked Pauly
out) and saved the Pope from death. When they arrive on the Gold Coast, Sleek
gets laid but Pauly loses his money at the casino and has to appear as part of
The Village People to get back to Fat Pizza.
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Series 1, Episode 8 |
Pauly tells the story of 2
horny koalas in his roof. On his first order, the woman blows up. On the second
delivery, the guy needs CPR, which Pauly does with a vacuum cleaner and his
foot.
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Series 1, Episode 9 |
Pauly has a bad episode. His
Ricky Martin CD burns up, he is used as a sex object in a women's prison and as
bait by the Police.
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Series 2, Episode 1 |
Pauly reveals that he did an insurance job on his car, which he
promptly restored. He meets up with various people from his past,
including his driving tester, driving instructor and Saddam Hussein.
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Series 2, Episode 2 |
Pauly and Sleek go to the snow for some
action. Pauly gets "stooged" by Sleek who gets all the women. Sleek
tells Pauly that he is at the top of the mountain when he wasn't. With no Pauly
on the scene, Sleek has his way with the 3 women he found. Needless to say,
Pauly is not happy.
Back at Fat Pizza after the snow holiday, Pauly goes to the
Motor Registry and is involved in a siege. The siege ends when Pauly
overpowers the gunman.
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Series 2, Episode 3 |
Pauly's in trouble again. Instead of going to Surfers
Paradise, Habib organises for him to go to Vietnam. Due to wandering
hands, Pauly gets in trouble for air rage.
Like Bobo, Pauly thinks that Sleek has turned gay. Pauly is also
convinced that everyone except for him is getting lucky.
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Series 2, Episode 4 |
Pauly meets Bobo's new apprentice who soon starts telling
Pauly's stories.
He is being sued by boxer Mike Titan for the cost of plastic surgery
to reattach his ear. And when you think that things could not get any
worse, they do.
He hits boxer Anthony "The Man" Mundine's new sports car.
He also finds out that Sleek was killed on the Survivor challenge, only to
find it was a faked death.
Pauly needs money fast. He asks the now undead Sleek for help. He
goes on a TV show and is stooged out of a million dollars.
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Series 2, Episode 5 |
Pauly spends a lot of this episode
telling Habib about his lack of love life and feeling sorry for himself. He
also has a whinge about Sleek and tries rapping. Pauly is also considering a
career change.
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Series 2, Episode 6 |
Pauly has been placed in charge of Uncle
Shiba's ugly son, much to Sleek's disgust. The baby is only around 6 months old
and weighs over 89 kilos already. Apart from that, it turns out that the baby is
possessed by the devil. Pauly's not happy, Jan! Apart from that, someone steals
his car while on the job and he is forced to catch a train to complete the
delivery. The train crashes with Pauly the only survivor. He gets back to Fat
Pizza to an unsympathetic Bobo. To complete another delivery, he is told by
Bobo to take the Fat Pizza scooter - or as Pauly calls it, the Stoogemobile.
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Series 2, Episode 7 |
Pauly has found a girlfriend but it is not
without problems - she is convinced that Pauly is looking at other women and he
is convinced that she is fat (I'll take her Pauly!). Sick
of this problem and constant fighting, he plans to break up with her. However,
he doesn't carry through with the deed and decides to get another girlfriend
only to find that she has a father fixation and that the father is a mad cop.
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Series 2, Episode 8 |
Pauly and Sleek are on their way to
Melbourne while Bobo has closed the shop. Pauly tells Sleek about a previous
trip to Melbourne where he had sex with a Pauline Hanson look-alike while drunk.
He also tells Sleek about living in Canberra. Down in Melbourne with Sleek, he
has a couple of run-ins with a taxi driver (played by Nick Giannopolos in the
taxi driver character he played in Wog Story). He goes with Sleek to a nightclub
and tries a Sleek pickup line about Panadol only to be given ecstasy. He then
gets taken to a kinky lady's house for some kinky sex but gets busted. He tries
to escape only to run into other people he had met earlier on.
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Series 2, Episode 9 |
It is Anzac Day and Pauly is determined to
march for his grandfather. Needless to say, Bobo is unwilling to play the same
tune from the song book as Pauly and Pauly is off to work as usual. He makes a
delivery to Parliament house and is evicted by Prime Minister Bob Howard during
a strip show. While heading to the march in his Fat Pizza tracksuit and his
Grandfather's war medals, he has a fight with an environmental bear and thinks
about stopping an assassination of the Prime Minister until he learns that the
PM was responsible for allowing planes to fly over Marrickville. After the
Anazc Day march, he tries to get into an RSL and is refused entry. He sues for
discrimination and is awarded $20,000 compensation.
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Series 2, Episode 10 |
Pauly and Sleek go fishing in a boat with
bad results. Sleek tries to smoke some weed that is covered with petrol with a predictable KA-BOOM! As a result, they are left without a boat and have to
survive in the ocean. Eventually they drift onto land which turns out to be a
deserted part of Fiji and not Queensland as Pauly thought. Pauly and Sleek try
to survive with little supplies but they end up fighting, claiming half the
island each as their own. However, Sleek as usual strikes gold ending up at a
resort and Pauly is left to live with nothing.
Back in the South Pacific, Pauly
has a great idea to get saved - he places an anti-American message in the sand.
This message is spotted by a Russian satellite who send a US submarine to pick
Pauly up. They treat Pauly as a potential enemy and after he blocks the only
working toilet, they torpedo him off the submarine, only to end up back in the
ocean next to Sleek who has been evicted from the island. The resort staff
eventually figured out that Sleek was using a fake credit card. Back in the
ocean where they spent a lot of the episode, Sleek and Pauly discover a ship on
the horizon. The only thing is, the ship is a French navy destroyer on nuclear
testing duties. The French see Pauly and Sleek in the target zone and decide to
nuke them anyway. Is this the end of our beloved Fat Pizza boys?
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