Wheel of Time Top 10 list:
My ten names for the Wheel of Time
Every time I'm at the bookstore with a friend, they inevitably point out the Wheel of Time books to me, knowing how well I love them. I always fire back a random name off the top of my head for that beloved series. So, in the spirit of David Letterman's legendary "top 10" lists, I give you my top 10 names for the Wheel of Time series, culled from my many trips to bookstores and many low-brow comments. Keep in mind this part of the page has probably more low-brow humor than the rest of the site (which I admit I have giggled at while writing down), so keep that in mind...
Number 10: Dierrhea of the Keyboard
Number 9: "Dawson's Creek: The Novel!"
Number 8:Wheel O' Crap
Number 7: The Emergency Charmin 8-Pack
Number 6: Midget Booster Seats
Number 5: Paper Logs
Number 4: "Where's Waldo?" without the Suspense
Number 3: Robert Jordan Presents: "The Unedited Lord of the Rings"!
Number 2: The Cheese Wheel Chronicles
Number 1: Tolkien's Bitch
(that wasn't so bad, was it? Was it? heh heh,heh...)
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