MSPP NEWSLETTER

MALAYSIAN SOCIETY OF PHARMACOLOGY AND PHYSIOLOGY

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 Edition 1-00 January 2000

EDITORIAL

 

MILESTONES.

Snatches from a familiar song keep coming to my mind every December:

"Something old; something new; something borrowed something blue"

Reminds you of a wedding, doesn't it? But this phrase keeps reverberating in my head as every year draws to a close. Soon this year would have become the "Old Year", and this millenium the "Old millenium". The Old is replaced by the New and it's always so exciting to encounter something new. The phrase "New Year" brings to mind a clean slate; resolutions; better things to come. What is in store for us in the Year 2000? I am sure all of us - clear- thinking scientists that we are - are not too bothered with the Y2K thing. We look ahead to the new  year and the new millenium with hope in our hearts and strength in our souls. Looking ahead at things to come brings the excitement of things that are unseen; novel because they are hidden. Looking back at the things we have achieved brings us renewed strength. Reviewing things that we did not achieve brings us face -to- face with means of improving our future strategies.What are the milestones that pharmacologists and physiologists have etched in the last century?

Ernest Henry Starling  has been immortalised in the way the ventricles contract in response to stretch. So shall we remember the Starling forces  which filter 24 litres of interstitial fluid and 180 litres of glomerular filtrate every day. The golden age of endocrinology dawned with Bayliss and Starling discovering that extracts of the intestine caused the gall bladder to contract and the pancreas to secrete pancreatic juice; they named the substance "secretin" and classified it as a hormone ( L = I excite to action). The discovery of insulin by Banting and Best has made life easier for the millions of diabetics in the world today. Our understanding of the nervous system (classification of nerves, action potentials, propagation) was greatly enhanced by the work of Eccles,  Hodgkin and Huxley. " Reflex" was our legacy from Sir Charles Sherrington  and conditioned reflexes were made clear by Ivan Petrovich Pavlov. Pavlov's work on the gastrointestinal system also clarified control of gastric secretion; of great impact in a world full of stress . The word "stress" is, of course, synonymous with Hans Selye, the acknowledged authority on stress.   The Golden age of Immunology dawned in the 1960s although Edward Jenner had demonstrated the value of vaccination in the 1940s. The ubiquitous prostaglandins described by von Euler in the 1930s resurfaced in the early 1970s, opening the way for a spate of discoveries. We can explain most phenomena today based on the prostaglandins.  Henry Dale's work clarified the way neurotransmitters work in the autonomic nerve endings, paving the way for classification  of the adrenergic receptors.  Discovery of the membrane receptors and channels has explained a lot of phenomena : "Why do substances act differently in different tissues?" "Why do ions go in and out and why at selective times?". Management of heart conditions has changed because of our understanding of these fluxes.The advance of reproductive physiology led the way to fertility control as well as understanding pathophysiological processes. It was a great triumph for the world when smallpox was finally eradicated in the 1970s. The year 2000 is targeted for eradication of poliomyelitis. The war against malaria still goes on, as the war against infectious diseases of childhood. Pharmacologists still have a daunting task as the little "beasties" develop drug resistance. And, of course, the scourge of the 1980s and 90s: HIV  which causes immunodeficiency; inviting infection. Tuberculosis is once again rearing its ugly head even in developed countries, aided by AIDS, overcrowding, non- compliance of patients, drug resistance. Finding a cure for AIDS is not impossible, although we may be quite far off. [Nostradamus wrote :"A very great plague will come in the great shell, relief near, but the remedies far away.."] Let us hope he is wrong ( he has been proved wrong in a lot of his predictions) and that a miracle will happen. I hear Mariah  Carey's voice now, singing "There can be miracles if you believe...."

 

 NEWS

 

MSPP HPLC Workshop

The proposed MSPP Workshop Postponed

The workshop on the use of HPLC that was planned for this early this year has to be postponed due to heavy commitments Assoc Prof Mustafa.  We will try to hold it in the second half of 2000.

 

Proposed visit to Prince of Songkhla University

The Medical School and Science Faculty's Physiology and Pharmacology Departments has agreed to a visit by members of the MSPP.  We are looking for a good date and to see how many members are interested in dropping by Hadyai.  It should very interesting both scientifically and otherwise.  Can we have some feedback?  Send comments to the secretary Dr. Rosnah (e-mail: rosnah@medicine.med.um.edu.my).

 

Article in Berita Harian

The following article appeared in the centre pages of Berita Harian on 26 May, 1999.  It was sent on behalf of the MSPP.  The main text was written by Dr. Cheah Swee Hung with feedback by various members and translation was done by Dr. Zaiton Zakaria, Dr. Ibrahim Noor and Dr. Rosnah Ismail.  The text has been edited by the newspaper.  The newspaper paid RM150 for the article most of which will go to MSPP (there was a fee for the extraction of the article from the NST archives).  A copy of the article has been posted on the MSPP website.

From Thailand

Subject: FAOPS Newsletter web site

 Dear Members of FAOPS,

This is to let you know that the FAOPS Newsletter is now on the Internet at the web site, httpp://www. adinstruments .com/FAOPS. In fact, it has been put up for some time but I decided to declare it officially now after testing and improving the pages. May I invite you all to visit the site and make comments for future improvements. Also please let it be known to all of your colleagues. Again, I wish to take this opportunity to solicit your contributions to the newsletter. Contributions from your colleagues are also welcome. All manuscripts/information for publication must arrive in my office by April for the June issue or by October for the December issue. Without your help the newsletter won't be continued.

 Sincerely yours,

Chumpol Pholpramool

sccpp@mahidol.ac.th

The Editor, FAOPS Newsletter

[It is too late for 1999. Aim for future issues-Ed]

From the International Medical University

The School of Medical Sciences of the IMU will be moving to Bukit Jalil this month. The new address will be:

The IMU

Sesama Centre

Plaza Komanwel

57000 Seri Petaling,KL

Tel: 03 8656 7228

Fax: 03 8656 7229

Introducing the physiologists at IMU

 Since IMU is a relatively newcomer on the scene, we'd like to introduce ourselves and the nature of work we do in the PBL setting . There is no separate Department of Physiology at IMU.  Physiology, however, is integrated in the Section of Basic Medical Sciences together with Anatomy and Biochemistry.   The Head of Section is Prof. Greg Tan ( formerly from the Department of Physiology, UM and Concept Fertility Centre, Australia). There are two Physiologists in the Section; Assoc. Prof. Hla Yee Yee (formerly from USM) and Dr Sue Chen, and one in the School of Pharmacy,  Dr Helen Cheung.   Prof. Greg Tan and Dr Sue Chen share a common interest in Reproductive Physiology and Endocrinology while Dr Hla Yee Yee has a special interest in renal physiology.  Dr Helen Cheung is a neurophysiologist.

            The preclinical curriculum at IMU is an integrated problem- based curriculum based on body organ systems.  The System Courses (Endocrine, Reproductive, Haemopoietic/ Immunology, Gastrointestinal, Cardiovascular, Respiratory, Renal, Musculoskeletal and Central Nervous Systems) are sandwiched between the Semester  1 ( Introductory Course) and the last Semester ( Semester 5)  Selectives and Electives.  Physiology threads right through the curriculum and one would find a Physiologist from IMU involved in either teaching in a Plenary session, acting as a facilitator in PBL, engaging in an electronic discussion with the students, explaining a Station at the FLM laboratory or doing research. With the introduction of the Clinical School in Seremban this year, Phase I staff also have to act as facilitators at Integrated Medical Sessions along with the Phase II

 (Clinical) staff. The challenges of an integrated curriculum for Physiology !- Prof. Greg.Tan, IMU

[ More information on the Section and its activities may be obtained from Prof Greg Tan at GregT@imu.edu.my

The Section looks forward to participating actively in the MSPP and welcome any help required by the organisation for the coming FAOPS in 2002.  A helping hand to fellow Physiologists/ pharmacologists. ] 

 

From USM, Penang

REPORT OF THE 14TH SCIENTIFIC MEETING OF THE MALAYSIAN SOCIETY OF PHARMACOLOGY AND PHYSIOLOGY  7-9 May 1999, UNIVERSITI SAINS MALAYSIA, PENANG.

The 14th Scientific Meeting of the Malaysian Society of Pharmacology and Physiology was held at the School of Pharmaceutical Sciences, Universiti Sains Malaysia, Penang from 7th to 9th May 1999. This Meeting was jointly organised together with the Cardiac Rehabilitation Conference and Cardiovascular Counselling Workshop. The annual Scientific Meeting was co-hosted by the Malaysian Society of Pharmacology and Physiology and the School of Pharmaceutical Sciences, USM. The objective of the annual meeting was to bring together pharmacologists, physiologists and researchers of related health disciplines across the country to exchange scientific and professional information as well as to renew acquaintances. The theme of the Scientific Meeting chosen was ‘Advances in Cardiovascular Research. A total number of 63 participants registered for these Scientific Meeting. A detailed breakdown of participants from each institution is as follows

            USM, Penang               31

            USM, Kubang Kerian  5

            UM                              19

            UKM                           3

            UPM                            2

            FRIM                           2

Japan                           1(plenary

                                      speaker)

A total number of 2 plenary lectures, 43 oral and 21 poster presentations were made at the meeting. The Plenary Lecture 1 entitled "New developments in heart failure therapy" was given by Prof. Lang Chim Choy of the University of Malaya and the Plenary Lecutre 2 entitled ‘Excitotoxicity and radical stress in neurodegeneration of the brain was given by Prof. Akaike Akinori of the Kyoto University, Japan. Due to limited time slot and coupled with a large number of oral presentations, concurrent oral sessions were carried out for the two days’ Scientific Meeting. The Conference Dinner was held at the Equatorial Hotel, Penang.

The Annual General Meeting was held on the 8th May (Saturday) and it was decided that the coming 15th Scientific Meeting of the MSPP will be held in Kubang Kerian, Kelantan.

[Report submitted by :Dr Abas Hj Hussin - Secretariat, 14th Scientific Meeting of MSPP.]

 

 Office - bearers for 1999 -2000

President: Cheah Swee Hung ( UM)

Vice President : Munavvar Zubaid Abdul Sattar

                               ( USM, Penang)

Honorary Secretary: Rosnah Ismail ( UM)

Honorary Treasurer: Lam Sau Kuen ( UM )

Committee Members:

Noor Ibrahim Mohamed Sakiran ( UKM)

Abas Hussin ( USM, Penang)

Debra Sim Si Mui ( UPM)

Harbindar Jeet Singh ( USM, Kelantan)

Geh Sooi Lin ( UPM)

Co- opted Member : Zaiton Zakaria ( UKM )

Honrary Auditors: Peter Pook ( UPM)

                Mohd. Afandi Muhamad ( UM)

Editor, MSPP Newsletter: Hla Yee Yee (IMU)

 

AND VIEWS

 

Advances in Basic Science Hold Promise for New Therapies in Gastrointestinal Dysmotility

Eamonn M.M. Quigley, MD

Introduction

Symptoms and clinical syndromes associated with disturbances in gastrointestinal motor function continue to pose a major challenge for the clinician. These functional disorders remain poorly defined, are difficult to evaluate, and have proven particularly resistant to successful therapy. Indeed, therapy remains, for the most part, largely empiric and symptomatic. In contrast, there have been tremendous advances in the physiology, neuroanatomy, molecular biology, and pharmacology of gastrointestinal motor function. In a state-of-the-art lecture presented at the 7th United European Gastroenterology Week in Rome, Italy, Dr. Lionel Bueno from the Department of Pharmacology at the INRA Institute in Toulouse, France, described how these advances in basic science may translate into new therapeutic options for patients.[1]

A Neurophysiologic Basis for Motility Therapeutics

Professor Bueno introduced us to the broad concept of brain/gut communications as the template for any understanding of gut-motor dysfunction in disease. This relatively new concept, which has led some to propose that this entire field of effort should be referred to as "neuro-gastroenterology" rather than "motility," emphasizes the inclusion of all elements that may lead to gastrointestinal symptoms. These elements include the smooth muscle of the gut wall, the enteric and autonomic nervous systems, sensory receptors in the gut wall, afferent neurons, and those centers in the spinal cord and brain involved in the reception of stimuli from the gut and in the initiation or modulation of gut motor activity. In this manner, nerve-gut interactions may take place at any one of three levels -- in the central nervous system, at the prevertebral ganglia, and within the enteric nervous system.

Professor Bueno subsequently discussed some experimental models of disease that have provided considerable insight into the pathophysiology and pharmacology of functional bowel disorders, namely altered intestinal reflexes, visceral hypersensitivity and hyperalgesia, immune-mediated gut/brain dysfunction, and abnormal central modulation. The models are not mutually exclusive; indeed, there is considerable evidence for extensive interaction between them.

Abnormal Gut Reflexes in Functional Gastrointestinal Disease: A Basis for New Pharmacological Approaches?

Evidence, primarily from animal models, but supported by some recent data in humans, suggests that dysfunction of gut reflexes may play a role in the pathogenesis of a variety of functional gastrointestinal disorders. The gastroesophageal reflex, initiated by gastric distention, mediated by a vagovagal pathway and leading to transient lower esophageal sphincter relaxation (TLESR), is now regarded as central to physiologic gastroesophageal reflux and gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD). Nitric oxide (NO), cholecystokinin (CCK)A, and serotonin (5-HT)3 receptors have all been identified as being involved in either the afferent or efferent arms of this reflex. Indeed, the CCKA antagonist, devazepide, has been shown to inhibit TLESR. Given the prevalence of GERD, it is likely that the regulation of TLESR is going to be the subject of major interest in the coming years.

Gastric emptying, tone, and motility are influenced by intestino- and duodeno-gastric reflexes, whose dysfunction has been proposed to play a role in the pathogenesis of symptoms in functional or nonulcer dyspepsia (FD and NUD, respectively). Receptors involved in this reflex include those for CCKA, dopamine (D)2, 5-HT1A, and gastrin-releasing peptide (GRP). A cologastric reflex can also modulate gastric motor function and has been proposed to play a role in both FD and irritable bowel syndrome (IBS). Opioid, substance P (SP), neurokinin (NK1), and peptide YY (PYY) receptors have been implicated in this reflex, and the kappa opioid agonist, fedotozine, has been shown to inhibit the cologastric reflex. Indeed, this drug has been investigated in clinical trials for a number of functional bowel disorders. The rectocolonic reflex has also been implicated in IBS, and has attracted considerable interest recently. Vasoactive intestinal peptide (VIP), SP1, NK1, NK3, and bradykinin (BK)2 receptors have been associated with this reflex, and NK1, NK3, CCKA, BK2 antagonists, calcium channel blockers, trimebutine, and alverine have all been shown to inhibit the rectocolonic reflex.  While the role of the peritoneo-gastrointestinal reflex in functional disease is almost unknown, this reflex, whereby in experimental animals peritoneal stimulation leads to motor inhibition, has provided considerable insight into the pathophysiology of colonic ileus and the pharmacology of gut reflex activity. Receptor types involved in this reflex include NK1, BK2, calcitonin gene-related peptide (CGRP), and corticotropin-releasing factor (CRF)-R1. Experimentally, this reflex can be inhibited by CRF-R1 antagonists, kappa opioid agonists, cyclooxygenase (COX)-2 inhibitors, ICAM (intracellular adhesion molecules) antibodies, and mast cell stabilizers.

Visceral Hypersensitivity and Hyperalgesia in Functional Gastrointestinal Disease

The description of visceral hypersensitivity and hyperalgesia (the phenomenon whereby a previously nonpainful stimulus is now perceived as painful) in several functional gastrointestinal diseases, including noncardiac chest pain, FD, and IBS, has led to a flurry of activity in the areas of gut sensation and perception. While a whole host of receptors, neuropeptides, and neuromodulators is known to be involved at a variety of levels in the mediation of both normal sensation and hyperalgesia, a few have attracted particular interest in view of either their ubiquity and/or apparent key roles. For most visceral sensations, the first-order neuron (primary sensory afferent) synapses with the second-order neuron in the dorsal horn of the spinal cord, which in turn project, thereafter, to the various centers in the brain. Serotonin appears to play a key role. Both 5HT3 and 5HT1A receptor subtypes are involved at different sites in the mediation of gut nociception and several antagonists are currently undergoing study -- some may soon reach the clinical arena.

Opioids acting as mu, gamma, and kappa receptors appear to be involved at the peripheral receptor in primary afferents and in dorsal root ganglia, as well as in the spinal cord and the central nervous system. Substance P and NKA also appear to be involved at a number of levels, whereas CGRP has been localized to primary sensory afferents.

Professor Bueno placed considerable emphasis on gut hyperalgesia and, in particular, on the role of inflammatory mediators in sensitizing primary afferent neurons. A variety of experimental models have demonstrated that inflammatory mediators will lead to the development of pain in response to a level of gut distention that previously did not elicit this sensation. Several peptides, including BK, CGRP, tachykinins, VIP, 5HT, adenosine, noradrenaline, eicosanoids (including prostaglandin (PG)E2, cytokines [interleukin {IL}-1, IL-8], tumor necrosis factor-alpha [TNF-alpha], and growth factors [nerve growth factor or NGF]), have all been shown to be involved in the sensitization process.

A fascinating development has been the realization that such peripheral events can lead to both short- and long-term changes in neural activity in the spinal cord and central nervous system. For example, peripheral sensitization of sensory neurons may alter the membrane properties of the second-order neurons originating in the dorsal horn of the spinal cord through N-methyl-d-aspartate (NMDA) receptors, leading to long-lasting adaptation. SP, dynorphins, and glutamate may also be involved. Thyrotropin-releasing factor (TRF), vasopressin, CCK8, SP, IL-1, TNF-alpha, norepinephrine, dopamine, 5HT1A, and PGE2 have all been shown to modulate the central mediation of events initiated at peripheral sensitization.

Motility-Immune Reactions

The potential role of gut-immune interactions in the pathogenesis of functional gastrointestinal disorders is, perhaps, best illustrated by the phenomenon of the postinfective IBS. It is now evident that prior exposure to bacterial gastroenteritis may lead to the development of full-blown IBS in a proportion of exposed subjects. Such dysfunction may persist for months or even years after the infectious agent has completely cleared. This observation has stimulated intense interest in the potential interactions between inflammation, intestinal muscle, and the enteric, autonomic, and central nervous systems.

Professor Bueno reviewed three animal-based models of disease that have provided considerable insight into these interactions: hypermastocytosis (related to experimental helminthic infestation), lipopolysaccharide-induced allodynia (a model of systemic sepsis), and peripheral inflammation. NK2 receptor antagonists appear to be active in each model, and the NK2 antagonists, SR 48968 and MEN 11420, have been shown to reduce the pain induced by visceral distention in hypermastocytosis models, such as the rat infected with Nippostrongylus brasiliensis, or in experimentally induced inflammation. BK1 and BK2 antagonists, as well as 5HT1A antagonists, such as WAY 100425, also have efficacy in the lipopolysaccharide-induced allodynia model. Serotonin, NK, and BK antagonists appear to hold particular promise for efficacy in the latter setting.

Central Input

It has been stressed repeatedly that many proposed mechanisms of abnormal nerve-gut responses may include alterations in neurotransmission at the level of the spinal cord and brain. There are other circumstances where gut-motor dysfunction appears to originate centrally. The clinician will immediately recognize the profound effects of stress, be it short- or long-term, on such motor functions as gastric emptying and small bowel transit. Indeed, animal studies and experiments in humans have demonstrated the ability of stimuli of central origin to modulate and disrupt a host of motor and sensory activities in the gastrointestinal tract.

Similarly, central nervous system activity may modulate incoming signals from the periphery initiated by physiologic or pathologic events, including inflammation. Many of the receptors identified as active in the peripheral regulation of gut motor activity appear to be at least as important in central regulation. These receptors include 5HT, CRF, NK, CCK, and SP. Cytokines, such as IL-1 and TNF-alpha, also appear to be centrally active. It should come as no surprise, therefore, that the efficacy of some of the newer motility agents that are currently undergoing clinical evaluation may be exerted, at least in part, through effects on the central nervous system. For example, the 5HT4 agonist, HTF 919 (or tegaserod), has been shown to reverse stress-induced delay in gastric emptying.

Summary: Implications for Clinical Practice

An understanding of the pathophysiology of functional bowel disease should be based on modern concepts of nerve-gut interactions.

Experimental animal models have provided tremendous insights into the regulation of a variety of gut motor functions, and have led to the identification of many of the receptors involved.

Gut reflexes, visceral hypersensitivity, and hyperalgesia, as well as stimuli of central origin, may all have a role in generating symptoms in functional bowel disease and are likely to interact.

Sensitization of visceral afferents by local inflammation, leading to hyperalgesia, may explain some functional bowel disorders.

Interventions targeted at serotonin, NK, CCK, and opioid receptors appear to provide the most immediate promise for clinical application in functional bowel disorders.

Reference

1.      Bueno L. New and future drugs in nerve-gut dysfunctions. State-of-the-Art Lecture. Program and abstracts of the 7th United European Gastroenterology Week; November 13-17, 1999; Rome, Italy.

 

INFLUENZA A VIRUS A, 1918 STRAIN DETECTED AGAIN - NORWAY

A  pro MED- mail post

Date: Thu, 16 Dec 1999

From: Marjorie P.Pollack

< pollackmp@mindspring.com>

 Source: M2 Communications, 16 Dec 1999

[ edited]

Frozen bodies on Spitsbergen, Norway found to contain 1920s virus.

 

British scientists have managed to isolate the virus behind the 1918 influenza. The virus was isolated from the bodies of victims that had been buried in the eternal frost on Spitsbergen, Norway. Traces of the virus were  also found in the brains of the dead, which may eventually give a link between the influenza and "sleepy sickness", encephalitis lethargica, a disease that put the sufferers into long - lasting comas in the 1920s, researchers hope. The victims were coal miners and researchers had been hoping that the frozen state of the bodies would have also preserved the virus.

 

[ Apparently the report refers to PCR detection of  RNA fragments from partly frozen human remains, rather than viral isolations. It will be interesting to read the published reports, which were presented recently at a European conference. The "sleepy sickness" referred to is encephalitis lethargica ( von Economo disease), a pandemic encephalitis of unknown etiology that occurred at around the same time as the 1918 - 1919 influenza pandemic. Some scientists have linked the encephalitis epidemic, which produced a large age cohort of post- encephalitic parkinsonism, to influenza, largely based on temporal and anecdotal data. For example, it was argued by Ravenholt and Foege ( Lancet 1982: 2: 860 - 864) that encephalitis lethargica DID NOT occur in the blockaded parts of Samoa which were untouched by pandemic influenza in 1918 - 1919, but DID occur in the islands that were not blockaded and therefore experienced epidemic influenza. However, the association has been recently called into question by Taubenberger and colleagues ( American Society of Tropical Medicine and Hygiene, Annual Meeting, December 1999) , who found no evidence of influenza gene fragments in autopsy specimens from acute and post - onset tissue samples from patients with encephalitis lethargica. This and much else about the 1918 H1N1 strain remains in question, including the basis of its pathogenicity and its association with high mortality in healthy young adults. It is likely that in the next few years much of the story will gradually be pieced together.

 

In order to get PCR positives from old and possibly degraded tissues the labs may sequence short genome segments. By sequencing multiple different short sequences they can try tro reconstruct what the whole genome, or just the HA ( hemagglutinin) gene, looks like.

 

The reason all of  this is important is that it holds the secret to whatever it was about the 1918 virus that made it so deadly. So far no one has reported anything that would suggest a virulence mutation, but it is hoped that the key to what happened in 1918 lies somewhere in the sequence of the HA, and/or in any of the other 7 influenza virus genome segments.

 

[David Moren, M.D., Influenza Rapporteur NIAID. National Institutes of Health, USA e-mail: DMORENS@niaid.nih.gov]

 

FOOD FOR THOUGHT:

Living

A person asked God, "What surprises you most about mankind? "God answered, "They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. By thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live neither for the present nor the future. They live as though they will never die, and they die as if they had never lived." 

Footprints

            A person died and went to Heaven. When he met God, he was shown his whole life in retrospect. There were two sets of footprints on some stretches and only one in some. He asked God if the second set of footprints were his. God replied that they were. Puzzled, he said, "Those stretches with only one set were the most difficult in my life. Why did you desert me then?". God replied, "Those were my footprints, Son. In your times of trouble, I was carrying you".

           

  SMILE AND THE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU

A short history of Medicine

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."

1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."

1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."

1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."

1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."

2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root! 

Models

A doctor said to his car mechanic, "Your debit is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always had  the same model. It hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up- to - date with

new models coming every year."

 

Communication Breakdown

A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

 

A few minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

 

Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

 

Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

The doctor said, "Where?" He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"