Professor Croak: Hello, I'm Croak, and welcome to the Croak Files.  Today we're doing a last minute interview with Hash Brown, before he sets out on his Smokemon journey.

Hash Brown: Hi, I'm Hash.  Glad to be here, Professor!

PC: Uh, okay.  Here's our first question from Jimmy Richards from Columbus, Ohio: "What Smokemon did you choose to start your journey with?"

HB: Well, it's--

Bombie: Bombie! Bombie!

HB: As you can see, or hear, it is a Bombie!

PC: For our second question, Krusy Bunn, from San Diego, CA, writes, "Who's your rival, and what Smokemon does he have?"

HB: It's, uh, Larry Croak (laughs), sorry.

PC: Well, Larry Croak, my grandson of course, didn't really get a Smokemon because we ran out.  He was late, and sort of a loser too.  He got a Foodamon.  It's Mankey Soup (both laugh) and it doesn't move!  Sorry about that.  For our third and final question, we got an email from sirfartsalot@smellyguys.net. Sir Farts Alot Writes, "Toucan is my favorite Smokemon.  Can you tell me more about him?"  Toucan farts, poops, smells, poops, farts, floats around and it's a butt, smells, farts, poops.  Oh yeah, and he farts!
Sorry kids, but that's it for this weeks-