Below are collectable Cards of the Smokemon. All cards
are $1,000,000,000 each. What a rip off! Now you can hear what the
Smokemon sound like. Just click on the link below the card.
This is Toucan, our first Smokemon. By
the way, it's a butt!
Finally, we have the rarest smokemon ever. Discovered withen the deepest of sewers, its smell can kill. The evolved form of Toucan, Threecan! It's a butt with 3 cheeks and can make anyplace stink. Even skunks will run away from it!
Meet Dean, our second smokemon.
Here's Tree, our third smokemon. This card is now
complete. This tree does not move at all....
And finally, Bombie our 4th smokemon. He evolves
into Kaboom. Bombie has now been made into a card! The Kaboom card is now
finished! Below is the Smokemon card for Kaboom.
And now finally a card, Kaboom our fifth Smokemon!
Kaboom is the evolved form of Bombie. Bombie and Kaboom are rumored to
be distantly related to Bob-ombs...
Here's Ooosh, our sixth Smokemon. Stay away from
Ooosh, they are really dangerous.
The evolved form of Ooosh, Whoosh is not only dangerous, but horribly
bad for children!
What do you mean Toulips is to much like Toucan?
Toulips is a mouth. Toucan is a butt. Their names both start with "Tou...".
They are both body parts. They both consist of two parts. They both can
expend gas (Burping and farting). They both smell. See they're both Different!!!
Meet Cifirtacus, the slug Smokemon. The only slug in the world with
a salt attack. I'd like to see Nintendo come up with a giant slug character!
Here's Iggy! Not much is known about this newly discovered Smokemon but it lives in the dessert and eats cacti.
Here's Igger! The evolved form of Iggy. It eats more than cacti and also unfortunately ate the man who discovered it.
Drill Sargent is the keeper of order in the Smokemon world. If you don't do exactly as he says, he'll make you do pushups until you puke. If you get on his bad side, he'll make you eat toucan droppings off the ground day in, day out.
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