Features- Spirit Space Newsletter

Scheduled Events

All of the following will be held in the Spirit Space Chat area unless otherwise indicated.  Classes are conducted by Diane Wilson.  Email us if you need instructions on how to join us there.  All times below are based on Pacific Time.

Suits of the Soul 

Start: Friday, January 22, 1999 at 6:00 PM  PST

Learn how to tell the past, present and future with a simple deck of playing cards. No matter if you wish to learn this just for yourself or to develop a psychic business, the ancient art of cartomancy will open doors to higher consciousness.

Class is 9 weeks long and includes a workbook that will be mailed to you after registration.  For future information please email
gmckinley@sympatico.ca

Mediumship Classes

Classes are held in the spirit space chat room in a private locked area.   If you are currently a reader and wish to do readings at spirit space you must pass the beginner class before you will be allowed to read.  Included are rules and basic ethics of doing a reading that is satisfying to the client and the reader.  Other topics include Spirit Guides, Meditation, Energy and more.  Nine sessions.  You must be registered to participate in this fulfilling experience.  The Winter session Beginner, Intermediate, and Advanced Classes have already started and are all full.

Next Beginners session starts in the spring, please email Hanna if you wish to get on the reservation list at gmckinley@sympatico.ca .  Availability is limited to 20 students.

General Discussions and Readings

Friday Nights  Time: 6:00 PM PT

Come join our lively group discussions.  Conducted in a caring, loving  atmosphere.  All visitors are welcome to watch or participate in our search for the answers that lie within us all.  Come and share your experiences of after-death communications, guides, angels, or bring your questions.  Readings will be conducted on a  first come first serve basis by individuals who have been prescreened and have passed the beginner mediumship class, and will be monitored.

Spiritual Persistence

You are invited to join RevRandy, Elissa, and Rikkity on Sundays at 9 PM EST in the #SpiritualPersistence chat room on the ADC Chat Server as we continue our journey.  Now that the Seminar Series has been completed, we are meeting to share views and discussions on the various ponderings, with surprise guest speakers showing up frequently, so be sure to join the learning experience.

We hope to see you all there, newcomers as well as our beloved "regulars"!

Be sure to visit our friends Rev Randy, Elissa and Rikkity at their web site and take a few moments to read some of the "Points to Ponder".  This is sure to be a site you'll want to bookmark and visit frequently.  For those of you who have already bookmarked this- be sure to update your bookmark for the new address.

www.spiritualpersistence.com

This Month's
Humor

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys with buckets sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy.

The nuts were so plentiful, several rolled out towards the fence. Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to listen more closely. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you..." All of a sudden, it came to him. He knew what it was.

"Oh my God!" he shuddered, "it's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery!" He cycled down the road as fast as he could peddle until he saw an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come quick!" the boy cried. "You won't believe what I heard! Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls!"

The old man yelled, "Shoo, you brat! Can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as it is!" But the boy would not leave. After several minutes and lots of pleas, the old man finally agreed to go with the boy to the cemetery.

He hobbled along slowly and painfully until they finally arrived. All of a sudden he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you, one..."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth! Let's go see if we can see the 'Devil' himself."

Shivering with fear, they edged toward the fence, still unable to see anyone. Then they heard, "One for me, one for you, one for me, and one last one for you. That's all! Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."

They say the old guy made it to town 10 minutes before the boy!

A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday.  Someone suggested to him that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into giving more.

"And just how would I go about doing that?" he asked. "It's very simple. First you turn off the air conditioner so that the auditorium is warmer than usual. Then you preach in a monotone. Meanwhile, you dangle a watch on a chain and swing it in a slow arc above the lectern and suggest they put 20 dollars in the collection plate."

So the very next Sunday, the reverend did as suggested, and lo and behold the plates were full of 20 dollar bills.

The preacher didn't want to take advantage of this technique each and every Sunday. So he waited for a couple of weeks and then tried his mass hypnosis again.

Just as the last of the congregation was becoming mesmerized, the chain on the watch broke, the watch hit the lectern with a loud thud and springs and parts flew everywhere.

"Crap!" exclaimed the pastor.  It took them a week to clean up the sanctuary.

Visit the Spirit Space Web Site

Music playing -  Solar Rain by Sollog Page

BACK

Features     Reviews     Events/Humor     Inspiration corner     Email     Message Board     Past Issues