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Jokes! Jokes! How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.>>

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.>>

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment.">>

What did the fish say when he hit a concretewall? "Dam".>>

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice toolong? Polaroids.>>

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.>>

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.>>

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.>>

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.>>

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.>>

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.>>

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.>>

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?>> A pool table.>>>>

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.>>

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?>>Sanka.

and what kind of lettuce?>>Iceberg.>>

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.>>

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.>>

Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.>>

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.>>

Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise.>>

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. >>

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