Here's the massive archive of old Shyguy Presents links up until I started Shyguy's Fortress. New links, of course, can be found there. Not all of these links may work anymore, but they're worth a try if you're looking for some classic fun.
SOME NEW STUFF FINALLY
Well let's see...it's a new year and this is my first post. Luckily
Cindy keeps reminding me to update the site, so here goes...MORE LINKS
http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm -Leader of the Free World
Political funniness in Flash, check it out if you are interested in such stuff.
http://www.animewallpapers.com/ - Anime Wallpapers
Ever wanted an anime wallpaper? Well THIS would be the place to get it, duhh! :D
http://www.emogame.com/ - The Emo Game
For all of you emo kids, here's the game for you! VERY HUMOROUS, but make sure you're a bit open minded before playing ;).
DAZED AND CONFUSED
Under fear of annihilation if I didn't update the page soon, I decided to add a few links. Have fun, you crazy guys.
http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/kitty.asp - Umm...
Just don't defecate in your drawers.
http://maddox.xmission.com/ - The Best Page in the Universe
Off color hilarity at it's best; you really should take it all with a grain of salt tho :D Submitted by Bethany.
http://www.stickergiant.com/ - Sticker Giant
Looking for stickers? You know you are!
http://www.spasticsrecords.com/fcd/ - The Fried Chinese Donalds
Crazy UP punk rawk music for y'all. Those of you from the Marquette/Houghton area should check them out...they do indeed rock.
http://www.unclemelon.com/the_v.html - How To Use A Vagina
A user's guide to using genitalia. No, please dont' take this seriously. Fool! ;D
FEELING A BIT LOST?
So, do you like the new look? It's not all done yet (such some of the links to your left don't work) but soon enough
I'll be putting up The Fortress,
the home of crazy Shyguy shenanigans. Until then, here's a few more
links for you to devour like the savage beasts you are! Cheeky
monkeys! Oh, and don't worry...all the old links are still here on the Old Links page!
http://www.brunching.com/oralsexdonation.html - The Oral Sex Donation System
For those of you in need of...um...stimulation, here's a place for you!
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats.asp - More Cats That Hate You
Why do cats hate me? Really I've never done anything to any of them! The bastards!
http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/pisstoffandroids/ - The Pisst-Off Androids Will Rock Your Face
Home of the GREATEST SKA BAND EVER! I've seen them live twice so far...and they definitely do rock some face.
http://www.imtools.com/ - IM Tools.com
Need to spice up your profile? IM Tools has just the trick! Go and check it out!
FUNNY KIDSPosted 11/7/2002
Some stuff for ya to chew on for a while, eh? Almost as good as pie.
- EXlex's Your Mama Jokes
Those crazy one liners from the
early-to-mid-90's are back! Now you can insult the maternal units of all your
friends with style!
Probably one of the few good video gaming news
sites not run by people who call themselves "1337" and play 4 year old games on
a brand new $3000 computer with holes cut in the sides...which is a good
- Coke Music
A neat little Shockwave world that looks
kinda neat...haven't got to spend much time in it myself but it's got
WOO AND YAYPosted 11/4/2002
By popular demand, I've decided to update the site with some more sweet
links. Time for the good stuff. Here goes...
The Everyday Happenings of Weebl and Sometimes Bob
Clicking on the above link will change your life. Seriously. You will not
get these guys out of your head. Thanks to Beth and Kelly (they both pointed
this site out to me at around the same time) for this link.
- Weebl's Stuff
More of Weebl's excellent animations.
Check out the love story and the cheese family. HILARIOUS I tell you! Oh,
Bethany! Y'all should thank her for this link. :D
Black People Love Us
Take this one with a healthy grain
of salt...it's really funny in that odd "I'm not trying to be funny but I am"
sort of way.
The Ultimate Flash Face
Tracking an unknown bandit?
Here's your very own online sketch artist!
WARNING: People who are photosensitive (have had
seizures induced by flashing lights or patterns) should not watch this without
first seeing a doctor.
- Bart Simpson's Blackboard Quotations
An extensive list
of everyone's favorite youthful miscreant's weekly chalk scrawlings. Thanks
to Cindy for this link.
CALL ME PAPPYPosted 10/9/2002
More links for you. Oh yeah oh yeah. Woo hoo. Can you tell I'm trying to fill
space right now? Well, if you can't, let me tell you, I SURE AM! Capital letters
take up more space in this non fixed-width font, SO I THINK I WILL USE THEM
GRATUITOUSLY. Big words may be superfluous but boy do they sound BRILLIANT. And
I'm spent. Gratuitous gratuitous gratuitous.
The Royal Tenenbaums Unofficial Shrine
bought the house on Archer Avenue in his 35th year...
- Mental Discharge Nice 'N Offensive Bumper Stickers
very very wrong. Very wrong. WRONG! OK I'm done.
It took all these years to make the first nose
1337. V3RY 1337.
...AND ONE FOR MY HOMIESPosted 9/22/2002
http://www.rapdict.org/ - The Rap
(n)An abbreviation of "propers" or proper respects. A
show sits on physical and non-physical props. At an award ceremony the winner
gives props: "And I would like to thank...".
Props to Chris and Tom for
That's right Folks, every rap term EVER defined
here in an organized, easy to use dictionary.
- Calculate Your Body Mass Index
CAUTION: May cause
slight depression.... :(
http://www.budlight.com/ - Bud
Light: Making Faces
Yeah, you little pervs can make these
people say ANYTHING. Check the "Making Faces" section to see what I'm talking
about. Heh heh.
YOU'RE SO FINEPosted 9/20/2002
All my tooltips have disappeared so I actually had to DOUBLE CLICK to find
the date today. You best appreciate all my hard work :) Special thanks to Brad
and Mike for finding some of these sw33t sights. So sit there and use
to view these pretty pages. Yes I am a mind-reader...I know which browser you
use! Unless it's not IE or Netscape...heh...
Damn giant raping rodents. It's not safe to go in
the woods anymore...especially naked.
You little porn freak.
- Ride the Donkey
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball
Ummm...yeah...wow. Just when you thought
that fuzzy bunny-bird-mogwai thing was out of style...
- American Girls
Dance for me, Britney. PLEASE?! I'll buy
all the Pepsi I can afford. PLEAAASE?!
Necessito mas tiempo! Gah sorry I haven't updated in a looong time but I've
been busy. Oh so busy. Hah.
Everybody loves video games. You know I do.
Check this site out for some video game humor, h4x3d roms (like my leetspeak?),
All your nuts are belong to us.
Well, fine, don't take the meat bridge. But
check out the unofficial home of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Because we all want a little Flesh Drink from
time to time.
For the uncreative IMer in all of
A BIRD HAS PECKED OUT MY EYES...AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!Posted
New links new links enjoy my brethren.
- Fling Fling! Renegade Ship!!!
Gotta love Threebrain.
Fling Fling is the best! Hahahaha I laugh at it heartily.
- The Legend of Zelda
Link...he comes to town...comes to
save...the Princess Zelda!
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HEY SWEET THING, CAN I BUY YOU A FISH SANDWICH?Posted
Hot ladies, Doc Martens, fonts, obsessive Tech geeks, SNL, and more...
Da Bonnasses Page
Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my
- Which Doc Marten are You?
Seriously, this question has
been eating me alive for years! If it's ever nagged at you, here's a site to
Some pretty sweet fonts and stuff for your
- Leoville Town Square
For fans of Tech TV's The Screen
Savers, here's a whole message board dedicated to the show's Spycams.
- The Official Ronnie James Dio Homepage
Dio has rocked
for a long, long time. Now it's time for him to pass the torch...
Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Now you can quote
Celebrity Jeopardy with accuracy and style.
I like pie too.
RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIOOOOO!Posted 8/14/2002
Well howdy folks. That's me up there. Yup. Power Puff me, that is. Heh heh.
Check the links.
http://www.domo-kun.de/ - Domo-kun
You know you've seen this little guy running around
the internet. Now find out what he's all about. Domo-kun rocks!
Rufio Official Website
Haven't heard of Rufio? YOU
SHOULD!!! They're only the awesomest punk band in the whole wide world. Check
- Powerpuff Girls Portrait Studio
Wanna know what you'd
look like as a Powerpuff person? Just give this site a whirl! It's really
- Poke the Bunny
Yes, the title is Poke the
- Monster Vintage
If you're into vintage clothing, this
seems like a good place to start looking. I've browsed it a bit, it's pretty
- Kyle Gass
The official site...err...page of the
infamous quieter half of the D, KG.
JUST A FEWPosted 8/12/2002
Been awhile. But I'm back and I'm here to post a few more crazy links for you
T-Shirts That Suck
For all you dirty little minds who
want a dirty little t-shirt.
- Fat Celebrities
No, it's not a fetish site. Not really,
anyway. It's some crazy Photoshop genius at work. Check it out.
WELL THAT'S JUST THE CUTEST DAMN THING I EVER DID SEEPosted
You have to see the panda dog. You just HAVE TO! Plus there's some other
goofy links for you to check out.
-The Panda Dog
Move over Ping...this is absolutely the
cutest dog...err panda...that you will ever see. I can't get over it. You must
http://dancingpaul.com/ - Dancing
I'm seriously going to start a Euro-Dance Bastard fan
- How To Give Off the Impression That You Might Be a Raving
The title speaks for itself.
- The Reflex Tester
Test your reflexes with this
interesting little tool. Trust me you'll play it longer than you really want
- Ellen Feiss Apple Switch Ad
You've heard the rumors.
Now see the commercial that's the talk of the internet. I sound like such an
announcer...anyway, check out this clip at Apple's site and decide for yourself
whether her eyes are red from lack of sleep or not. Check out the supplemental
links below too:
- The Elen Feiss Fan Club: beep beep beep
- A Commentary at AllYourTV.com
NOW GIVE ME BACK MY SWEATER OR I'LL PLAY THE GUITARPosted
Well here's a bundle of links for you to visit. Some of them are links to
picture libraries, others are the usual wacky fare. Special shout-out goes to
Beth for finding some of these sweet links for me. Thank j00. Kazoo!
Oy, my pacemaker! Found a hobo in my
room...it's Princess Leia. Seriously.
- The Way of the Exploding Stick
Fans of Xiao Xiao MUST
check out this link.
- Farting Doughboy
Flatulent little bugger, isn't
http://all.at/katelyn - + Katelyn
If you've watched MTV, you've seen this girl. Now
you can see more. Well not too much more. But a little.
- The Jack Black Soundboard
You know you love him. You
know you recite songs of the D forward and backwards in your sleep. Now YOU can
be Jack Black. Oh yeah, no foolin'.
- PlatinumGIRL's Avril Lavigne Site
You know you love
Avril. I know I do. You know you want an Avril wallpaper. I already have one.
Aren't you jealous?
- Atari Adventure
Atari Adventure. Those who remember it
adore it. Those who don't stare at it in awkward wonder, thinking, 'how did
anyone ever find this entertaining?' Another game your GeForce 4 will not be
SPIDER-MAN HAS MADE YOU GAYPosted 8/1/2002
If you haven't seen Spider-Man dancing in a gay gay way yet, you have to
check it out. Some other links are here too. Enjoy.
- Spider-Man Will Make You Gay
Just watch it. Wear
diapers cause you'll pee yourself laughing.
The I Love You Kitten
Sickeningly cute. Two words that
embody this link. You'll want to send this one to your significant other. Trust
- Pixel Ninja
Who needs a GeForce 4? With games like this
you'll wonder why 3D graphics were ever invented. For about 10 seconds. Then
you'll go play Quake 3.
IT CAME FROM THE WARP PIPEPosted 7/30/2002
Well I just remembered I had an account with Tripod so I figured I may as
well use it. I guess I'll just post whatever I have on my mind here. Links.
Whatever. Heh. Pictures maybe? I'm gonna start dumping some links from my
Favorites on this site for you to enjoy too. Fun fun fun.
For a start, I'll give ya a couple of links. Here they are...
The Greatest Jack Black Site in the World - Tribute
huge huge huge fan site for the kooky Jack Black, everybody's favorite Shallow
Seriously hilarious Flash parody of Five for
Fighting's "Superman (It's Not Easy)" starring everyone's favorite fish lover,
More to come. Enjoy.
Sick of nostalgia? Go to the new links!