Welcome to Winnie's SQUIRREL Page

Winnie's WARNING:  There is a growing problem among the trees of every Canadian Poodles' backayard.  Be aware poodles!!!!  The Squirrels are everywhere!!!

The squirrels in my backyard are tricksters!  They are incredibly hard to catch due to their speed, agility, and unreal ability to climb and jump from tree to tree!!!  Even though I have been given the title of "THE GREAT WHITE SQUIRREL HUNTRESS", I cannot compete with the athletic ability of these small fluffy tailed villians!!

To win the GREAT SQUIRREL HUNTER award you must master the following traits: 1. Just like a Jedi, focus is the key!  Squirrels can work alone or in groups and can be very hard to spot.  Just remember to sit really still and keep your eyes to the trees! 2. Selective hearing, it works like a charm!  Squirrels will try to rattle your nerves with their obsessive  and non stop chattering.  Block 'em out, just like you do at home when your being told to do something that you don't want to! 3. Self Control!  Squirrels will make you want to jump up and howl with the way that they  make their tails quiver, and the way they hop around.  DON'T!  You'll lose your chance if you pounce to quickly - I have not yet fully mastered this trait! 4. Be quick on the draw!!  Remember to alert your family quickly when there is a bad squirrel lurking!  This way they will be sure to let you out ASAP!

What do you do when you catch a squirrel? "I don't know......But I'll keep you posted!!!!"

If you think that your poodle deserves to win the Great Squirrel Hunter Award, then click on the link above and let us know why !

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Note:  This page is intended as a joke.  No harm has come to any squirrels for the making of this page, nor will any harm come to any squirrels in Winnie's backyard because........she will never catch one!