We've always liked hearing those witty lines and wisecracks from out favourite M.A.S.K. or V.E.N.O.M. characters... so, by popular demand, the Mindforge proudly presents:  The Quotes Section

"Tsk Tsk Tsk! Terrible drivers!" - Sly Rax, commenting on the MASK team's inability to control their vehicles due to the VENOM's psiconic disrupter. From the episode "The Ultimate Weapon"

"Rust in pieces, T-Bob!" - Cliff Dagger, from the UK Comics. Submitted by Vanessa Kubiak

Dagger: Hey, what happened to the rock wall? Mayhem: The same thing that happened to your brain! It never existed! - From the first issue of the D.C. comic Submitted by Brian Kelly

"It's not enough that I have to worry about MASK. Now my agents are trying to electrocute themselves!" - Miles Mayhem, from the public service announcement at the end of the episode "Demolition Duel to the Death" Submitted by Lisa Leonard

(T-bob looking though Mrs. Simpson's car for money plate ) T-bob : I think I'd rather fight VENOM then do this   (VENOM shows up) T-bob: I didn't mean it. I take it back! Submitted by Lisa Leonard

"I don't get it, when do we get some loot for all this work?" -Sly Rax Submitted by Darryl J.

Scott: This is where coins are minted. T-Bob: Do they come in any other flavors? Submitted by Brian Kelly

Scott: Did you know that if you see a ghost, you might see it walk through a wall? T-Bob: If I see a ghost, you might see me walk through a wall. Submitted by Brian Kelly

Informant: Why don't you pay me what I'm worth? Mayhem: If I paid you what you're worth, I'd get change back from my dollar. Submitted by Brian Kelly

Bruce: The hungry fox will seek out the wounded rabbit. Alex: Enough of this! I'm the strategist for this team, I'll make the decisions. I suggest we take one of our vehicles, pretend it's damaged, and when they come, we get them. Matt: That's what Bruce just said, Alex. Submitted by Brian Kelly

"MASK will be right back, and so will Venom!" - Sly Rax, for the commercial cuts Submitted by The Hitman

Sly Rax: "You can't eat gold, nor anything Vanessa cooks either, yuck!" Vanessa: "Since when can your stomach tell the difference?" Submitted by The Hitman

"*innocently* Hello, are you the leader of MASK?" - Miles Mayhem to Matt Trakker after kidnapping Scott. From the Crystal Skull. Submitted by Darcy Hytac's note: Even though I've watched that episode many times, I still can't believe he said that over the phone.

"Can't get rid of the little garbage can!" - Rax about T-Bob, after kidnapping Scott. From the Crystal Skull. Submitted by Darcy

"If you don't stop talking about Alcatraz, I'm going to leave you there!" - annoyed Scott to a whiny T-Bob. Also from The Crystal Skull Submitted by Darcy

"Wheat a minute, I can barley hear you." - T-bob, holding an ear of grain. Submitted by Darcy

"It doesn't matter when it's anti-matter!" - Brad Turner, blowing something up with Condor's anti matter ray. Submitted by Darcy Hytac's Note: There's also another alternative quote, which sounds quite similar. it goes: "It doesn't matter, with a blast of anti-matter!" .

"You guys are really up a tree." - Brad, to Matt and Bruce just 'hanging around' on the giant plants. From the Plant Show. Submitted by Darcy

"You take the high road, and I'll take the low road, and I'll get to Venom before ye!" - Brad Turner, singing. From the racing series. Submitted by Zach

"Do you know what time the bus for Denver is leaving?" - T-Bob. Submitted by Jochen

"They said they were magicians. That 's amusing… the only tricks they know are dirty ones." - Matt Trakker

"Peaceful as a summer cloud." - Brad Turner

Matt Trakker: Bruce, what can you put together with the equipment we’ve got left? Bruce Sato: Pogo sticks?

"Leave it to V.E.N.O.M. to turn a paradise into a prison camp." -Matt Trakker

"V.E.N.O.M. and greed. They were made for each other." - Matt Trakker

"I hope Moses isn’t offended." -Gloria Baker, while walking through solidified water.

"Yeow! Piranha! And I don’t mean fish." - T-Bob, on running into Piranha

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