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PLEASE SIGN IT...NOW...or else...
A Lovely pic of my little sis and I relaxing in the hot tub = )
When you sign the guestbook, tell me what you think of the pic...
My cousin's AWESOME band! They ROCK- they'll be famous as hell soon- check em out!
This is from a few years ago- me and a pole in Myrtle Beach= )
A recent picture of me relaxing in the car....very cute = ) hehehe
Havin a Bad Page!
Find out all about Ahmet and Dweezil...hells yeah!There are pics, tablatures, etc.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS...find out about the glorious FRANK ZAPPA!!!
Music for Pets
This site is about Dweezil and Ahmet's most recent album, Music for Pets-- their "official" site
My username is mrsdweezilzappa! Go buy some cool stuff!
The Official Harry Connick, Jr. Fan Page
Read about Harry
You BEST be lookin' at this page! My cousin's band KICKS MAJOR ASS!
Find out some shiznit about the lovely band Slipknot. You know you love them!
New Orleans Jazz
Find out what JAZZ is all about!
Small picture of my tongue-- look at my lovely tongue ring!
Franklin & Marshall College
Where I went to school...yes, they had to put up with me for 4 long years...haha
The Sifl and Olly Cyberspace Station!
SUCKERS!!!! =) Sock puppets rule!
The Tom Green Show Official Web Site
This is the Tom Green Show, it's not the Green Tom show... = )





LATEST NEWS-- I GOT A MODELING CONTRACT! :) I GOT MY TONGUE, EYEBROW, AND NAVEL PIERCED! My tongue didn't hurt at all, didn't swell, it's just plain AWESOME! The eyebrow was also quite painless! The piercer said that my skin is really tight, so when I got my navel pierced, he had to clamp it while i was standing up. Weird! I recently had to take out my eyebrow piercing because it was pushing itself out. I got my tragus pierced...which did hurt. = ) FRANK ZAPPA...HE'S A FREAKIN' MUSICAL GENIUS!!! I HAVE ABOUT 40 OF HIS ALBUMS, AND MY COLLECTION IS QUICKLY GROWING....I AM GOING TO MARRY DWEEZIL ZAPPA!!!!!!!!! BABY SNAKES...PENGUIN IN BONDAGE...YUMMY = ) I cannot STRESS enough how much I love Zappa...he's my absolute favorite...he rocks my world! She's a teenage prostitute! You are a latent appliance fetishist it appears to me!!! = ) Dweezil just OOZES sexuality...and he's an awesome guitar player. Actually, Ahmet "does it for me" too cause he's also DAMN sexy and HILARIOUS! THE DISCO BISCUITS! You better go see their page- it's on my list of links. This band is awesome... and it's not just cause my cousin's in it. They've been touring all over the country, and they have and AWESOME sound- funk, jazz...lots o' stuff. They will be famous soon- I'm tellin you! SIFL & OLLY!!!! Precious Roy, Precious Roy...making lots of suckers out of girls and boys! APPLE CIDER = ) Sifl & Olly show...ROCK!!! TENACIOUS D!!!! RAGE CAGE and KG are AWESOME! :) MY AOL IM name is MrsDweezilZappa- send me a message! YAY! Blink-182!!! Mark, Tom, and Travis kick so much ass...hells yeah! Let me just say that Tom Delonge is a SEXY MUTHAFUKKER! = ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My experiences seeing Harry Connick, Jr...... Second time: I SAW HARRY IN ATLANTIC CITY...IT WAS AMAZING...BEING THAT CLOSE TO THE SEXY MAN HIMSELF. I COULD SEE HIS SPINAL CORD...HIS WIGGLING BUTT...HE LOOKED WONDERFUL IN HIS RED SUIT. YUMMY! = ) HE SANG TO ME- I WAS IN THE THIRD ROW, AND HE SAW ME MOUTHING THE WORDS, AND HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. I STARTED TO CRY...YES, IT SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT IT WAS AMAZING! I ALSO BROUGHT MY DIXIELAND RECORD, AND WHEN HE SAW IT, HE STARTED SMILING. I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT, A POSTER, AND A KEYCHAIN. I WANT TO MEET HARRY AGAIN... First time: Oh, my gosh...Harry was absolutely was the best night of my life! Let's see- I found out about the performance really late, but my mom called anyway. The tickets were of course sold out (everyone wants to see beautiful Harry)...they sold out in five hours actually. So, we were on the waiting list, and for some reason, we got 4...yes, 4 row C tickets! I was so happy!!! There were double letters in front of us (AA, BB...II cause of radio people and "special" people I guess), but we were SO close! We got better seats than this woman that got tickets the day they were on sale. I had been so nervous...waiting and waiting for November 20th 8:00 pm to come around. Of course, when he came out on stage and the lights came on, I just started to cry because I was so incredibly happy to see him. I mean really- I listen to his music every day, so it was so strange to see him in real life. Lucien and Leroy were there...they both sang- Lucien was really funny, and Leroy had a great voice. It was so much bettter than I expected. He played "We Are in Love," "Love Me Some You," "To See You," and many other BEAUTIFUL songs! : ) He was absolutely fabulous. His voice sounds so much better hearing it instead of having to listen to a CD or a tape. He was so funny, too...I couldn't stop smiling the whole time. And I know that he looked at me cause I was sitting up and smiling right at him, and I saw him look me right in the eye... seriously. Well, I had this stuffed animal crab (don't ask me why it was a crab- I grabbed it on the way to the train station), and attached to it, I put an index card with stuff about how I love his music, blah, blah, my e-mail address, and my school address. After the "last" song, he left the stage. It was time to make my move. The security guard walked by me, so I walked up and threw the crab on the stage. Then everyone started cheering for him to come back, so he did...he came out and PICKED UP THE CRAB AND PUT IT ON THE PIANO...THEN LEROY JONES WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM, AND LEROY WAS LOOKING AT THE was so exciting. Then they all left, but he forgot the crab! I saw someone in the crew put the crab in a crate with his music. I then went to a security guard and asked him to make sure that Harry got the crab, and he crossed his arms and said, "He's gone, he's gone." It was really rude, actually! Then we were leaving, and I was upset cause I wanted to see if I could stay and possibly get his autograph. Well, my mom said no, but we went to a coffee shop which was like two shops down from the theatre. When we were done, we were walking to go get the car, and my mom noticed that Harry was SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS at the back door of the stage. I was SO EXCITED...I got in line and could not believe that I was about to meet him. I had my ticket stub and the CD cover of the new album. I got up to him, and when Julia was getting her ticket signed first, I said, "You know, you forgot to get my crab from the piano." and he said, "Don't worry...they put it with my stuff. It wasn't for naught. Thank you- it was so nice." I was just SO HAPPY but it was strange cause I wasn't even nervous. I guess that could be because it seems like I've known him my whole life or something. But now I'm going through Harry withdrawl...I need to see him again...AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! ~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I WANNA GO TO NEW ORLEANS...NOW!!! PLEASE TAKE ME...I SAID NOW!!! :) SIGN MY GUESTBOOK OR I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND FORCE YOU TO SIGN IT WHILE I WATCH!!! ALL ABOUT THE FABULOUS...EXOTIC...AND WONDERFUL ERICA LEAH FRANKLIN... READ ALL OF THIS...OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES, BUSTER... Okay...let's see...I will first describe myself by phrases people have called me throughout my life (it's progressive and gets better as you read down the list): Middle School- Brain, Nerd, Skinny High School- Sexiest-Jewish-Girl-I-Ever-Met, Weird, Crazy, Ernie, Erique, Erniqua, Fuzzy Head, Hyper-girl, "Most Unique in the Senior Class" College- Fran Drescher Girl, Hyper, Cutie, Jersey Girl, Wild. Mrs. Dweezil Zappa I am from Sweetwater, NJ which is a half hour from everything...Atlantic City, Ocean City, Julia's house = ) I am 22 years old even though some people tell me that I look much more mature... I used to have Zappa radio shows at 89.1 WFNM...but I graduated = )
What I look like: I have long brown naturally curly hair and brown eyes. I am 5'7''...even taller if I wear my platforms. I weigh about 121 pounds. I have been told that I have a porcelain-doll-looking-face. I get lots of compliments on my long legs...= ) What I like: The ZAPPA FAMILY...especially my hubby, Dweezil Harry Connick, Jr.- how'd you guess? Serial killers- I think they are quite interesting actually! Jazz and big band music Billy Idol- he's just sexy! Benji from GOOD CHARLOTTE...mmmm = ) David Lee Roth- Don't know what it is, but he's so cute! Brian Setzer- same thing...he's hot- especially when he was in the Stray Cats! Danny Tamborelli (however ya spell it)- he is on Pete and Pete and Figure it Out a lot. He's adorable! Red Dwarf...Lister is so cute! Rent- Lisa introduced me to the wonderful world of Mark, Roger, Collins, Benny, Angel, Mimi, Maureen, Joanne, etc. :) Thongs...especially my infamous shiny, hologram one = ) Well, if I'm actually wearing panties, that's what I wear...haha = ) Philadelphia Phantoms- Minor League Ice Hockey wear on my legs New Orleans...reminds me of Harry Gonzo- I have a stuffed animal of him Literature... Lawrence Sanders Thomas Harris Charles Dickens George Eliot James Patterson I can't remember who else... Movies... Harry movies Concert videos... Harry Connick, Jr. The New York Big Band Concert Singin' & Swingin' Harry Connick Jr. 200 Motels...Baby Snakes (Zappa's movies...hehehe) The Cell (yes- it was so freakin amazing) Natural Born Killers American Beauty The Silence of the Lambs Full Metal Jacket A Clockwork Orange The Exorcist Fargo Pulp Fiction Heavenly Creatures The Man Who Wasn't There The Royal Tenenbaums Marathon Man Hard Boiled The Shining Schindler's List Austin Powers Amadeus There's Something About Mary More... More about Harry... Harry has been playing the piano since he was about 3 1/2 years old His dad musician as well He is married...and has two daughters- Georgia and Sara Kate...Sara was born on Sept. 12...the day after Harry turned...gulp...30 He will soon be releasing two new albums- one called "30," and the other is a big-band album (hurray!) His dad was the attorney general for New Orleans...not sure if he still is He was arrested once because his sister had given him a gun for a present, and he forgot about it when he was brining it home...wasn't really his fault...while in jail, he had a request for ice cream...isn't that funny? I LOVE MUSIC... I went to the LVC summer music camp with Julia for two years in a row I have played my blue clarinet (which has gold suns and moons) for about eight years now, and I can play the saxophone and a bit of the drums...I WANT TO PLAY TIMPANI... I basically use ALL of my money to buy Zappa CDs and records! : ) OTHER MUSIC I LIKE: Frank Zappa (gee, really?) Z/ or Dweezil by himself Tenacious D Slipknot Beck TOOL Sum 41 Snapcase Steely Dan Led Zeppelin The Disco Biscuits (my cousin Aron plays the keyboard) Foo Fighters Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop, etc. Blink-182 hed (pe) Good Charlotte Outkast Mystikal Ludacris Staind KoRn Method Man Pantera Boz Scaggs Taco (remember Puttin on the Ritz?) David Bowie Elvis Costello OLD Aerosmith Pink Floyd Sinatra, of course REALLY, REALLY OLD Michael Jackson (when he was normal) Leroy Jones, Thelonius Monk, Glenn Miller, Armstrong... and many others My Bestest Friends from Home: --Julia and Carrie! Good F&M Friends: Judy- yay! we saw the Blink boys together...aaahhh! = ) Lisa- her dog is Harry's dog's sister...their dogs have the same mom and breeder from's an English Cocker Spaniel... Cristan- she loves Beck = ) and throws awesome parties Tiff, Kristin, and Tricia Tarbash and Craktroop (Jesse and Mike) Angela and Liz Taylor (yes, that's her real name) Bonnie :) Surfer Boy- John Jason Narvy and Chris Meyer (we bonded cause of my no-pants radio show w/ them...I wore my thong and a shirt- they made me stay for their show and rub my bare ass against the microphone and yes, Jason plays Skull on The Power Rangers- he rocks!) Joe Kauffman- yay! I put a spot on here just for you! Graphics! We gotta go bowling again, sugarbutt! Steve... IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED TO THIS LIST, E-MAIL ME, AND TELL ME WHY I SHOULD ADD YOU! :-) I will add later... Things I treasure... ZAPPA STUFF...lots o' CDs and records (about 35)...and pics of Dweezil!!! And of course, my autographed pic of Dweez. My Harry Stuff- Autographed CD cover and concert ticket stub All of his albums!!! Dixieland- a record from him as a wee boy in New Orleans A t-shirt, keychain, and poster from his concert in AC My video of him on... Dave Letterman twice Mad TV Elizabeth Taylor Birthday Party The VH1 Fashion Awards My AUTOGRAPHED picture of Mark Mullins :-) My Popple My furry skirt My vinyl skirt and vest My platforms and I mentioned before My "I Love Playboy" shirt = ) My family! What I want to do with my life.. Go to med school for criminal psychiatry Wish I could be in the FBI...and work with serial killers Become famous = ) hehe Marry Dweezil!!! Random and Miscellaneous (yes, I can spell) Facts My clarinet is blue with gold moons and suns I can stick my tongue up my nose I have fibromyalgia I have been to these concerts- (in order) Dave Matthews (when they were good...sorry to offend people...hehe) James Galway Beck The Glenn Miller Orchestra (TWICE) Steve Miller Band HARRY CONNICK, JR.!!! TWICE!!! = ) The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Disco Biscuits (three times...) Tori Amos Fear Factory, Spineshank, hed (pe), and System of a Down Blink 182, Fenix tx, and Silverchair I still watch Nickelodeon- especially "Figure it Out" and their awesome cartoons I was on TV...the "Vicki" show...a real guest...met Jonathan Taylor Thomas (before he was famous)...went to an ABC party OKAY...I'LL ADD MORE YUMMY STUFF LATER...YOU HAVE TO TAKE A QUIZ NOW... HA!...THANKS FOR VISITING...YOU ARE NOW DEEMED COOL BY ME!!! *******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************