1. Thou shalt not worship any other band before silverchair


2. Thou shalt not covet other fan's silverchair goods 
(i.e tapes, CDs, videos, shirts.. etc)


3. Thou shalt not uphold the honour of the holy silverchair by
swiftly kicking the sorry ass of anyone who feels differently
about their awesome rock godness


4. Thou shalt love and be loyal to silverchair through fame, 
critisism, soaring success, and no media attention on time off


5. Thou shalt slather thy living space with the holy image of
silverchair


6. Thou shalt destroy what is left of your hearing with the sweet
sound of silverchair's beloved music


7. Honour thy Frogstomp, thy Freak Show and thy Neon Ballroom and
any other recorded piece of music you may own that silverchair have
put out. (i.e singles, bootlegs)


8. Thou shalt pour all income you may have into silverchair and
silverchair related products.


9. Thou shalt be true to thyself & openly share your obsession with
everyone you meet until they want to beat you to death.


10. Thou shalt adjust thy wardrobe, lifestyle, beliefs, values (etc)
to the teachings of the almighty silverchair.



Further Explanations of the Commandments





"You're only young once but you can be immature forever" ~ Daniel Johns


"Take the time to learn to hate" ~ Daniel Johns


"Don't go hiding in the shade" ~ Daniel Johns


"Don't be a dumb ass and step outside your hotel room naked because you're
friends will lock you out, trust me" ~ Chris Joannou


"Movies are only cool when you're bored" ~ Chris Joannou


"All that trendy stuff is crap" ~ Ben Gillies


"Darker music turns you into a hardcore mother fucker!" ~ Ben Gillies

For more words of wisdom click whose book you would like to see:







Prayers of Worship


The silverchair Cult's National Holidays


The silverchair Cult Members





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