A Spatula City
Glossary
(For those times when you're not sure of the meaning of something I say)
| Term | Meaning | |||||||||
| "Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister" | Nickname given to Bill Clinton upon his invasion & subsequent occupation of the White House. Intended to convey his Nazilike rule of the United States of America. Adjective after "von" may be modified for the occasion - "von Skirtchaser", "von Draftdodger", etc. IMPORTANT NOTE: You may have noticed Rush Limbaugh, over the past two or three years, begin referring to Clinton as Wilhelm Von Der Schlick Meister. I have no direct evidence that he took my terminology, appropriated it, and altered it for his own use - but I find it verrrrrrrrry interesting how closely related they are - especially given that Rush admitted actually having heard of Fidonet, and was rumored to have either read the Fidonet Limbaugh echo himself or had one of his minions read it - the echo being, of course, where this term first appeared nationally... | |||||||||
| "Der Kaiser" | Shorthand for "Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister". NOTE: See previous; now apply that to the Rush term "der Schlick Meister". I'm sorry - that's more than a coincidence... | |||||||||
| "Prince Ozone" | Former - gawd, that sounds so good - Vice-Perpetrator and Demoscum Presidential candidate Albert A. "Algore" Gore, Junior. So named in dishonor & ridicule of his excuse-for-a-book, "Earth in the Balance" - or, as Rush likes to call it, "Earth in the Lurch". | |||||||||
| "Queen Hilarious" | Nickname for Hillary Rodham (Shaftem) Clinton, the wicked bi...uh, witch of the West Wing. | |||||||||
| "Princess Uglo" | Chelsea. 'Nuff said. | |||||||||
| "Georgie-Porgy Snuffleupagus" | The other child of the Clintons - George Stephanopolous. Now appearing on ABC network television, which of course stands for "Always Believe Clinton" (groan) | |||||||||
| "Das Klintonreich" | The whole kit-n-kaboodle of 'em - from Der Kaiser to Queen Hilarious, right down to James Carville, Paul Begala, Janet Reno and Greg Craig. They rule as did Hitler in '30s - '40s Germany. | |||||||||
| "simplistic" | A liberal term - Translation: "your idea was excellent, and it's the perfect solution for the problem at hand, but because I'm a liberal and you're a conservative, I'll be damned if I'm going to give you credit." | |||||||||
| "SpatulaOp" | Me, the host - the OPerator of SPATULA City BBS | |||||||||
| "Spatulaite", "Spatula-ette" | You - my honored guest. | |||||||||
| "Demoscum" | Synonym for "Democrat". Most appropriate. | |||||||||
| "Shrub" | Synonym for current President George W. Bush. Sadly, I can't take credit for this one - I have to, grudgingly, give it to (gulp) Molly Ivins. That is, after I was able to transcribe it from the original manuscript (it's hard to read crayon sometimes)... | |||||||||
| "Damn Bitchards" | Former Texas excuse-for-a-governor Ann Richards. Thinks she's a true Texan only because of her hick accent - "After awwwwl deeeeeeez yeerrrrrrrrs uv liss'nin' t' Jawwrge Buuuush, Ah figgerrd yew neeeed'd t' heeer whut uh reeeeeeeel Tayksunnnn souuunnnd'd laaaahk". Stupid little pseudo-biker-assed trollop... | |||||||||
| "Heterophobe" | Homosexual. Sodomite. Limp-wrist. Fag (American definition). Can't take credit for this one, either; props to loyal reader and contributor Alan Henderson. Memo to the heterophobe community: Hey, it was your decision to tag us right-thinkers with the moronic term "homophobe", despite any evidence with which to support the claim - you have no right to bitch when we come back with this. Deal with it. | |||||||||
| "feminoid" | A feminist - female who looks like a real woman, but isn't. Similar to "femiNazi", a term popularized by Rush Limbaugh. Must give credit to former radio talk-show host David Gold on this one. | |||||||||
| "Stepfordism" | The quality of adhering to and practicing a set of beliefs in a zombie-like fashion, and forcefully expelling those in a group who do not conform. See the movie "The Stepford Wives" for further reference. Generally practiced by liberal groups and some Sunday School classes. | |||||||||
| "Cragerization" | The process of taking someone's quotes in a message reply, and bastardizing them so as to make the original poster look extremely silly, then adding a cute rejoinder for effect. Sadly, I was not the originator of this practice - it was done to me in pre-Fidonet days by an asshole Grateful Dead fan...redundant, yes, I know...named John Gresham. (SIDE NOTE: Gresham should continue to stay as far away from me as possible.) I took the practice and utilized it on the old Fidonet Limbaugh echo, with hilarious results (SIDE NOTE TO GRESHAM: Which is what ensues when someone other than an amateur as yourself does it). So named in honor of the master (grin) by David Hartung...or was it Bob Blount? | |||||||||
This list is by no means complete, as I'm pretty much having to rebuild this list from scratch. I'll add more as they come to mind.