Tee Shirt Sayings

• Hoochie Mama
• I Don’t Do PERKY
• I Have Issues.
• IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!!
• If I were to throw a stick,
  Would you leave?
• Next Mood Swing:
  In only 6 minutes
• I’m not paid enough to
  Kiss your ass
• Sex is Not the Answer!
  Sex is the question,
  “Yes” is the answer.
• I Refuse To Have A Battle
  Of Wits With An Unarmed
  Person
• You Know You
  Want Me
• Town Drunk
  Looking for new
  Opportunities.
  Willing to relocate.
• Who’s Your Daddy
• If you can’t beat them,
  Arrange to have them beaten
• You say I’m a
  Bitch
  Like it’s a
  Bad thing!
• I’m Just one Big
  F#&%*ING Ray of
  Sunshine,
  Aren’t I?
• YOUR RIDICULOUS
  OPINION HAS BEEN
  NOTED
• Your Village Called
  Their Idiot is Missing
• WARNING:
  I have an Attitude and I know how to use it
• And Your Point Is…?
• I Just Did
  Your Boyfriend.
• Whatever…
• God Must Love Stupid People
  He made So Many of You
• PRACTICE SAFE SEX
  GO SCREW YOURSELF
• Kinky
• “Kwitcherbitchin”
• And Your Crybaby,
  Whiny-assed
  Opinion
  Would be….
• One of us
  Is thinking
  About
  SEX…
  Okay, it’s
  Me!
• “Beer is proof that God loves
  us and wants us to be happy”
• Do I Look
  Like a Freakin’
  PEOPLE
  PERSON?
• I Just Did
  Your Girlfriend.
• Where are we going and why
  Am I in this Handbasket?
• I Have The
  Body Of A God.
  (unfortunately, it’s BUDDHA.)