kitchen tips

Kitchen Tips for Men

The dish towels are Not shop rags!
No, You Can Not use the large metal bread bowl to replace the rusted out grill bottom.
The colander is not to catch any aquatic life.
You may no longer scale fish in the house.
The butter knifes are not a screw driver.
The soup ladle is not to scoop out paint.
Flour and water does not make anything edible.
No, Hot pepper sauce doesn't go into everything you cook.
Vegetables from the garden should be washed before serving.( the same goes for store bought potatoes).
The vegetable brush is not for boot cleaning.
Gutting and cleaning game of any kind is done outside.
The jelly roll pan is not to wash parts in.
The kitchen funnel is not to be taken and used to add transmission fluid to the car.
When using the mixer, turn it off before removing it from the bowl.
The pastry brush is not a paint brush.
Your fly paper doesn't hang in the kitchen over the table.
You Can Not wash your tools in the kitchen sink.
The bread knife is not a pruning saw replacement.
Wooden spoons are not for spanking your mate.
Spatulas are not putty knifes.
No, an electric drill does not work like a mixer.
My wire Whips are Not for stirring paint.
The stew pot is Not to drain oil in.
My tupperware is not for Your nuts-n-bolts, the same goes for my collector's tins.
You do Not set my cook books on a hot electric burner.
My Chef knife is not an edger.
The kitchen sheers are not wire cutters.
The kitchen table is not to be used as an auto repair work bench.
My measuring cups are not for mixing two cycle gasoline.
It is unacceptable to keep fishing bait of any kind in the refrigerator.

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