This is my stop
Cynicism - thy name is Daria
Who is Daria?
Only just the coolest teenage geek ever. She started her life as a bit player in Beevis and Butthead's class in Highland High (see her here) paying them out (she hates B&B - I love her already). They referred to her as "Diarrea". How them. . . She got a show of her own when her family, Helen (mother), Jake (father), and Quinn (sister) Morgendorffer move. When she gets to Lakeland High, Quinn is instantly Miss Popularity while Daria on the other hand is well, Daria.
Joey: Hey Quinn, can I carry your books?
Jeffy: Hey Quinn, can I carry your... pencil?
Jamie: Hey Quinn, can I carry your... uhhh... got anything else?
Quinn: A hair-scrunchy?
Daria: Careful! Don't hurt yourself with that scrunchy.
Daria meets her best friend Jane in a self-esteem class - she was sent there because she flunked the self-esteem test:
Mrs. Manson What do you see in the picture, Dara?
Daria: A herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
Mrs. Manson: There aren't any ponies in this picture.
Daria: The last time I took this test, they told me they were clouds. They said they could be anything I wanted.
Mrs. Manson: That's a different test. In this test, it's a picture of two people talking. You tell me what they're discussing.
Daria: Okay...it's a guy and a girl. And they're discussing...a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
Jane is an art student with the same happy go lucky spirit as Daria and she has a cool brother called Trent - Daria has a big crush on him.
Daria has a dog skull in her room which is padded because the former tenant was a somewhat psychotic schitzophenic:
Jane: I've said it before, I'll say it again. You have the coolest room.
Daria: It's got pros and cons. You can't hurt yourself in here, but you can't hurt anybody else in here either.
She has well meaning but stupid parents.
She is sixteen and way cool.
Where do you find her?
She's on MTV. In Australia if you don't have Optus Vision (and thus MTV) then it's on the ABC (yeah! public television!) on 5:30 Tuesday-Friday.
Go for a tour of Lawndale High!
Some other great Daria pages
* theme song by Splendora
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