Random Things to Do Over the Summer . . .

1) Paint random houses a sickly green and when the people in the houses come running out saying "what the fuck are you doing to my house?" just reply, "oh..dangit! This ain't 32 Albany Ave? hehe..my bad. Umm... well, since I'm already here, the service charge counts plus this already used paintbrush and can. That'll be $200 please." If they don't tell you to continue with the job since you've started and threaten to behead you, run like mad!
- Brian
2) At the pool . . .
1. Say "do you feel something warm?"
2. Cover the drain with a band-aid
3. Cover the drain with a condom
4. Bring red food coloring and say "i knew i should have stopped picking at it."
5. Bring a live fish
6. Bring a dead fish
7. Smear glue on your arm, let it dry, then start peeling it off in the pool saying, "Damn, its peeling again"
- Chris
3) On the internet . . .
1. Change your profile to a 45-year old desperate man and instant message random people
2. Pretend to be a porn junk mail sender and constantly send all your buddies fake porn mail
3. Scare Homophobiacs by pretending to be gay in Chat rooms
4. Scare hackers/cheaters by pretending to be gay in Battle.net
- Chris
4) Place donald duck nite lites in your neighbor's exterior power outlets on their house so that they glow festively at night.
- Brian
5) At midnight, run naked along your street screaming as loud as you can, "Conan's on!!!!"
- Brian
6) Order 20 Big Macs at McDonald's Drive Thru. Wait for two minutes, then drive quickly past the window.
- Brian
7) To your neighbors . . .
1. Stuff all your junk mail in your neighbor's mail slot.
2. Order a New Yorker Pizza with All the toppings you can think of and give someone else's address.
3. Make fake dog turds with mud and place them on your neighbor's walkways
4. Write them a letter in a different language, but don't write the return address
5. Put dog doo under their door mat
6. Put contraceptives, sex toys, or iv's in their garbage can after the garbage truck picks up the garbage
- Chris
8) Go to the Center, kick a random pedestrian in the ass and run off.
- Brian
9) Bring a Led Zeppelin CD into a library, and blast 'Kashmir' no max.
- Brian
10) Place "House for Sale by Owner" signs on other people's property.
- Brian
11) Place "Open House Today!" signs on other people's lawns.
- Brian
12) At 2:00 in the morning, throw pebbles at your neighbors windows, and when they come to the window say one of the following: is Juliet there?, you mean you didn't leave a note on my front door step asking me to do this?, oh sorry, i thought you were pretty, my mistake (only if female), those aren't pebbles they're kidney stones.
- Dan
13) go door to door offering either: adult services, pet shaving, live strip shows, selling defective encyclopedia sets, selling happiness, selling self worth, selling self esteem, selling good looks (cuz boy you need it), and checking the springyness of their mattress, say it requires two people.


Mail me if you have any Random Things to Do Over the Summer, and I'll post it!!

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