Whip out yo' gats cuz' dis is da Ghetto!

Suggestions for Gang Names:
1) DrunkenBallZ
2) The Heroines
3) Guns of Steal (double meaning! now that's deep)
4) Bang Gang! ( no, you're not dyslexic.)
5) Capsule Corp.
6) Ghetto Christian Hindu Jews (that was from Stan)
7) AZN Avon Posse!




Welcome to ma Ghetto joint foos! In dis paige I sho yu da 10 brick ways you can tell dat yu are in da Ghetto. Reddy to Represent? Bring it on!
You know you're Ghetto when . . .
1) THE BATTERIES IN YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ARE HELD IN PLACE WITH A PIECE OF TAPE.
2) YOU USE ABORTION AS A FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL.
3) You say: WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
4) YOUR CHILD DROPS HIS PACIFIER, AND YOU SANITIZE IT BY SUCKING ON IT.
5) YOU HAVE TROUBLE SPELLING YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES, AND YOU NAMED THEM.6) YOU WEAR YOUR CLOTHES WITH A TAG ON THEM.
7) YOU'VE EVER BEEN BEATEN WITH AN EXTENSION CORD.
8) YOUR MOTHER SOUNDED LIKE A RAP ARTIST WHEN SHE WAS BEATING YOU.
9) YOU USE BLACK EYE LINER TO LINE YOUR LIPS.
10) YOUR FIRST NAME BEGINS WITH TA', LA', OR SHA'.

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