These conspiracies below were contributed by Emily and Amy, along with Emily's partner-in-crime and former co-webmistress, Piper. Send you discovered conspiracies today! Damn the man! Save the Empire! Promote Anarchy! Muahahaha...*ahem* *cough* Sorry...got carried away there...*heh heh*...
Hanson has hidden messages in "I Will Come To You." When played backwards, the song sounds like this:
"He's the one. Oh, He's one of my, He's one of my heros! He's mostly on my side. Oh, He's the one. [garbled] He lies beside guides me, Yeaah! Yeah! Evil One! [garbled] Answer me! I am awed through your sight!"
Not only that, but the music has gone from a regular slow-rock song to a more dark melody.
PS- Piper found this out in an anti-hanson website. So, this is someone else's. Well, i have the website written down somewhere...when i find it, i'll post it, so ou can see for yourselves! I always knew that boy was evil incarnate...
THE CATS. Yes, The Cats. I have the evilest of all evil cats, Adolph Mortimar the Seventy-Sixth. HE, along with his evil Cat army, are planning to take over the world. Be warned.
How do we know, you ask? E-mail Amy and ask...
Melissa Sue Anderson. Yes, the sweet girl who played unlucky Mary Ingalls on 'Little House on The Prarie". There's some freaky stuff going on with her....
(as written by Piper)
Melissa Sue Anderson is that blonde girl who played Mary (Not Nellie!!) on Little House on the Prairie. We believe she is a conspiracy for several reasons:
She has a daughter named Piper (ARGH!!!!) and a dog named Emily (*whine*). Mere coincidence? I think not. The child is seven, and by the time I come to California, she'll be 11. I believe that one day, Emily and me will be hanging out at a 7-11 store, and then some creepy-eyed blonde girl (I don't know if she inherited her mother's creepy eyes) will come by walking some Labrador, then a bolt of fire will come down and fry us (Mary always had these disasters with fires. She set one while asleep, when she was going blind, she set one; and one killed her baby).
Plus, I believe her whitish-blue eyes hypnotized the audience into watching the show (Mary, you have such pretty eyes!), as well as her whiny voice. Because when she left the series in the 8th season, the ratings dropped. Mere coincidence? I think not!
Caylin Frinchaboy, a girl. Calen Hochstetler, a boy. Both born in September of '83. Both have brown hair. Both have blue eyes. Both are full of shit. AND THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME. Coincidence? We think not.
Peeps. Yes, thos evil little marshmellow candies that usually come out around Easter time. No longer do they wish to be a seasonal treat. So, it's war against the human race....the mutated peeps will rise and overthrow the Earth.
Canadians. Evil. All of them. They're going to bomb us with pink elephants! eek! *shh...*
Tom looks like a duck. In third grade, Tom played a duck in his school play. Tom is an all-around, full-out QUACK. Coincidence? We think not.
In Rent, there is a song called "Santa Fe." In Newsies, there is a song called, "Santa Fe." In Rent, there is also mention of an Akita, named Evita. Evita is a musical written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. In Newsies, it portrays the Children's Crusade and strike of 1899. Emma Goldman encouraged this strike. Emma Goldman is a chracter in Ragtime. Emma Goldman is an anarchist. Tom Collins is a character in Rent. He is also an anarchist. Evelyn Nesbitt, another characater in Ragtime, was married to Harry Thaw. Harry Thaw was one of the richest men in New York City, at the time. He lived next door to John Jacob Astor. John Jacob Astor died on the Titanic, however, Molly Brown, from The Unskinable Molly Brown, did not. Molly Brown's father was Irish. The Secret Garden takes place in Ireland. Molly Brown, was born in Arkansas. The second act of Big River takes place in Arkansas. The first act takes place up river, in St. Petersburg, Missouri. St. Petersburg, Missouri, is named after St. Petersburg, Russia. In the animated film, 'Anastasia', Anya lives in St. Petersburg. 'Anastasia' was written by the same people who wrote 'Ragtime.' In Ragtime, they said the Evelyn Nesbitt/Harry Thaw thing was the "Crime of the Century". People are calling the Monica Lewinksy/Bill Clinton thing the "Crime of the Century." Monica Lewinksy wears a french beret'. Phantom of the Opera taked place in France and was written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. In Joseph and the Amazing Technicolored Dreamcoat, (also written by Andrew Lloyd Webber), all of the brothers wear berets' during a song called "Canaan Days." Another song from Joseph is called 'One More Angel.' On the sheet music for this, it says cowboy beat. Cowboys are from places like Texas and New Mexico. In New Mexico, there is a town called Santa Fe. In Rent, there is a song called, 'Santa Fe'...
Coincidence? We think not.
Have you ever noticed that people who are either:
a. Named Tiffany OR
b. have tons of freckles
Are OBSESSED with horses?
Coincidence? We think not.
The Bangles song Eternal Flame. When played backwards, disgusting, sicko messages, such as:
"He seduced my woman. A demon man in my clothes. I love him wither his crotch lies."
or:
"Yes, I feel my legs- will you? Many lived so happily, I have you in me,"
Coincidence? We think not.
Amy recently visited a theatre camp in which MANY actors from all over the nation met. She conversed with many of them, stating, "You know what I like to do? I like to STEAL my costumes and props from the shows that I am in." Everyone near her immediately exclaimed, "Really? Me too!" Yes, yes, Amy has more than Baby Amanda as a partner in crime to her kleptomaniacal urges, she has discovered that (at the least) 20% of the youth theatre population STEALS their costumes from shows! And what's not too say that professionals do it as well? WE ARE NOT ALONE. He he.
Coincidence? We think not.
When we find more, we'll inform you.