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Dorothy ( looking at the thermostat) : Wow! It must be 110 in here!
Blanche: Well Dorothy you know the best way to beat the heat is to imagine yourself in a cold place. Like in a ski lodge on a bear skin rug with a fire blazing and a ski instructor named Fritz. My God Dorothy it must be 120 in here!
Blanche: Oh go ahead Rose and measure me but one things for sure I still havent lost my hourglass figure!
Dorothy: It looks as if someone poured about 90 minutes of extra sand in the glass!
Blanche: You know Dorothy I had a waist line just like Scarlett O' Hara's! You know that girl had a 12 inch waistline!
Dorothy: Blanche, that girl and her waist line were fiction!
Dorothy ( coming home from a date): SAY GOODBYE OLD WOMAN!
Dorothy: Ma, Blanche you know the rules if one of you is out with Ferdell the other one does not interfere!
Blanche: Right, well I am sorry for interuppting your date; I believe I will go and take a HOT STEAMY bath with only enough water to cover my perky bosoms!
Sophia: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water!
Blanche: Isn't it amazing that I can feel so bad and yet look so good!
Blanche: Many a time has Dorothy sat here and watch me go out on date after date!
Dorothy: I sometimes watch from the kitchen window its easiest to bay at the moon!
Dorothy: And Ted I will that deep dark secret you told me last night about yourself between us.
Ted: Thank you Dorothy!
Dorothy ( as she exits): Ladies and Gentleman the man in the blue suit at table 11 is impitent Bon Appetite!
Blanche: Well Dorothy you know when I am feeling depressed I say "My name is Blanche Devareux, I' am beautiful, men find me desirable and people want to be my friend!"
Dorothy: Ok! " My name is Dorothy Zbornak I' am beautiful men find me desirable and people want to be my friend!"
Blanche: No no Dorothy, I meant you are supposed to say 3 positive things about YOU! Like " My name is Dorothy Zbornak, Iam a good speller, Iam very prompt....."
Well theres no rule that says there has to be three!
Rose: Dorothy, what are you still doing up?
Dororthy: Oh, I was watching a little TV to take my mind off of my troubles.
Rose: What are you watching?
Dorothy: Judgement at Nurembourg
( Sophia has rented a dirty movie and her and Dorothy are watching it, and Sophia pushes the fast foward button as Blanche and Rose enter)
Rose: Oh, what are they doing!
Blanche: I know what they're doing I just never saw it done at that speed!
Sophia: Well, is it true of what they say about black men in bed?
Blanche: Oh, yes definetly.... oh, yes definetly I would like to know that as well.
Dorothy addressing Lorraines mother: Do you like cheesecake?
Mom: Can Ella shatter glass!
Dorothy: Well I just got through with my job interviews and I have my choice of three summer jobs!
Sophia: Thats because your showing more leg like I told you!
Dorothy: Ma, I dont think that the woman at the unemployment agency was interested in my legs!
Sophia: Please, dont you watch daytime TV, half the actresses are switch hitters!
Mr. Terrific: The word for today is HOT........ Coffee is hot..... A stove is hot...... Angie Dickinson is HOT!
Sophia: No offense Pussy cat!
Dorothy: None taken you Cancerous little prune!
Sophia: My Hineys asleep!
Dororthy: We' ll keep our voices down.
Blanche: And I said I wanted to make love to him in a hommock suspended between two magnolia trees and that will never happen!
Rose: Well maybe if you loose a few pounds!
Blanche: I can't believe you said that if you weren' t a lady I'd deck you!
Dororthy: You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you' ll think your out on a date!
Dorothy: Theres a strange man on the lawn!
Blanche: GET THE NET!
Blanche: Dorothy being a substitute teacher it isnt your job to teach.
Dorothy: Then what is it?
Blanche: To keep the other kids from burning the school down until the teacher gets back!
Blanche: Do you know what the people in my neck of the woods, did when I was a youngin'!
Dorothy: You mean besides using the phrases " Neck of the woods" and " youngin!"
Sophia: The man is a scuzball !!!!!!!!!!!!
Dorothy: Oh yes iam very neat!
Sophia: Please your neat and I wear a D cup!
( Dorothy and Blanche have had a fight, and Dorothy had said Blanche overeats)
Dorothy: Why dont you think about it while inhaling your next CHEESCAKE!
Blance ( to Rose): How dare she imply I overeat, ( she opens a cabinet full of junk food) oh, damn, were out of CHIPS AHOY, Iam going to take off this girdle and go to the market for some cookies and bean-dip, oh hell. I ' ll just take the damn thing off in the car!
Dorothy: Rose you put an extra " Miami is nice"!
Rose: Oh, I know but it hurts the lyrics if you dont put it in.
Dorothy: But rose the lyrics dont make any since we sing " Miami is nice so I'll say it twice".
Rose: Oh, I see well why dont we say this " Miami is nice so I'll say it thrice!"
Dorothy: Thrice, Thrice, Rose who the HELL says thrice!
Rose: Its a word!
Dorothy: So is interuteran, it does not belong in a song!
Rose ( singing): MIAMI YOU'RE CUTER THAN AN INTERUTERAN!