Your Golden Girls USA
"No Bad News" By: Ash G.
Cue the old house and the theme song.
Enter Blanche and Rose
Blanche: Well Rose I guess thats the last of the yard sale stuff.
Rose: I guess!
Enter Sophia as the phone rings
Sophia: Oh. girls thats my date for saturday!
Sophia goes to the kitchen
Blanche: Your date!
Sophia picks up the phone
Sophia: oh, Hi Carl!...
Sophia: Oh. Dorothy it's you (voice cracks)
All girls crowd around the phone.
Girls: I want 2 talk!, etc.
Sophia: Shut Up!, What when, okay goodbye Pussycat!
Girls: What happened!
Sophia: Dorothys coming home girls!
Rosa:Oh, we've missed her so!
Blanche: Whens she coming?
Sophia: Next, Tuesday!
Rose: Oh, I'll have to bake her a St.Olaf Rice Krispie Log!
Blanche: Rose, it didn't go so well the last time!
Sophia: Your telling me, Girls, Dorothy and Lucas have some news to tell us!
Girls: What is it!
Sophia: I dont know what, but she and Lucas both are excited about coming!
Rose: Me too!
Blanche: I wonder how that Yankee is treating my wonderful gentle SOUTHERN uncle.
Blanche: I' ll have to get her old room ready! And to tidy up the house!
Rose: Oh. I'am so excited, You know back in St.Olaf I would only get this excited is we would get a new piglet in the litter!
Sophia: Shut up rose! Oh, Blanche hand me the newsweek!
PAPER HITS ROSE
Rose: SHADY PINES, Sophia!
Sophia: Hahahaha! that only works when Dorothy..... ( voice cracks)
Blanche: Come here you wrinkled old crab!
THE GIRLS EMBRACE