Title: Was The Gift Wrap Necessary?
Author: Jazz Man
Summary: It's Spock's birthday and the crew of the Enterprise decide to
throw him a party . . .
Disclamer: It's all Paramount's, not that it matters anyway. We ain't
causing no harm.
Note: This is not much different from the original (posted about a year
ago), mainly spelling changes. I found out that theancient machine I
write on does have Word, and a spell check. Yeah!
Was The Gift Wrap Necessary?
"We have two days until Spock's birthday, any
suggestions as to what to do?" asked James Kirk.
"We could hold a party in the Observation Lounge,"
"Good idea, but would he enjoy that?" asked Sulu.
"Does that matter? We would," grinned Dr McCoy,
"And I've got a great idea for a present."
"Would you meet me in the Observation Lounge at 2000
"Of course. May I ask for what reason?"
"You can ask."
The preparation was almost ready. All the crew of the
Enterprise where waiting for was McCoy's gift, then things
could get started. Well once Spock arrived.
It was 1930 hours and Spock was about to go off duty.
I wonder what all the fuss was about earlier on, he
thought to himself, perhaps it is someone's birthday. It was
his own, but that was recorded in the Vulcan Date System,
someone would have had taken the time to calculate what it was
in the Human system.
"He'll be here any minute now, so all of you get out of
sight. I've got the chess board set up, so that's why he'll
think I've asked him here. When give the signal come out, okay?"
Nods of confirmation were given and the crew went into
their hiding places.
2000 hundred hours, the doors opened to reveal an
always prompt Spock.
"Captain," he said by way of acknowledgement.
"Spock, Happy Birthday!"
The crew jumped out from their respective places and
continued to congratulate the rather confused Vulcan.
"How did you know it was my birthday?"
"It's not to hard to figure out, Spock," said Uhura,
"Not if you have someone willing to take the time to calculate the
date, and we sure had one of them."
"That's for us to know and you to find out."
He hated parties, and this one would be worse, Leonard
wasn't here. This time it would be hard to excuse himself. It was
Spock waited an appropriate time before asking, "Is Dr
McCoy not coming?"
Kirk almost smiled, "Bones said that he would try and make it,
he had to finish up in Sickbay." Kirk turned round to see Scotty and
beckoning him over to the large pile of presents for Spock, "Present
Judging from the large number of presents Spock was very
popular amongst his fellow crew members. There were only a few
more to be opened.
"Here you go Spock, this one's from me," said Uhura as she
tossed a package over to him.
Spock opened the package slowly, careful not to tear the
paper, inside he found a blue Vulcan robe. "Thank you, Nyota."
From behind Scotty came a sound, it seemed to be emanating
from the rather large present behind him, "What was that?"
"Nothing," answered Scotty, covering up for the present's
sender, "I didn't hear anything."
"On with the next present then, this one's from Sulu.
Wonder what's inside."
"As do I."
"Well open it then."
Spock pulled the lid off the container and out slipped a
bonsai tree. "Thank you, I will have to find somewhere to put this
in my quarters."
Now only the large present was left, "If you would excuse
me, Mr Scott."
"Of course I will."
As Spock opened the present in the same slow meticulous
way he had done with the others, the whole of the senior crew
looked on expectantly. They all knew what was inside and where
waiting for Spock's reaction to the box's contents.
Suddenly the box decided that Spock was opening it to
slowly. The lid lifted it's self off and out came Leonard McCoy.
Spock was quick in regaining his composure, "Dr McCoy, how
nice to see you."
"Is that all you can say?," asked McCoy.
"No, I have a question for you. Was the gift wrap
"What the . . . Vulcans, who needs them," the Doctor
If Spock was Human he would have smiled, but he wasn't so
he didn't. "Thank you for your . . most interesting gift."
McCoy spent as little time as was possible socialising. As
soon as he could he grabbed Spock and headed for the door. Kirk and
Scott meet them on the way.
"And where would you be going gentlemen?"
"Spock's hurt himself, we're going to sickbay."
"But Doctor, I am uninjured."
"Unless you shut up you won't be in a minute. We're off
"Goodbye, Captain, Mr Scott."
"I've never seen Bones leave a party so early."
"If you were leaving with Spock wouldn't you leave early?"
Later Spock was looking over his large collection of
presents, the book from Kirk, the robe from Uhura, the tree from
Sulu. His eyes came to rest on McCoy. Without a doubt McCoy was
the best present of them all.