Title: The Coyote Song Author: Tempest Pairing: Janet,
S/Mc implied Series: Trek through the eyes of a demented British comedy group Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer:
Monty Python, I am so, so, so sorry. But, since I own my life, and I own this story, I own everything in this story.
Because, if Weird Al can make a living doing this and not get sued, so can I. Author's Note: It's Time
for Name That Tune ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Coyote Song By
Tempest October 23, 2003 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm a Coyote and I'm okay. I drink
all night and I write all day.
She's a Coyote and she's okay. She drinks all night and she writes all
day.
I watch Star Trek; I kiss old gents. I love the Coyote's Den. On Wednesdays I go down town,
and try to screw some men.
She watches Star Trek; she kisses old gents. She loves the Coyote's Den.
On Wednesdays she goes down town, and tries to screw some men.
She's a Coyote and she's okay. She drinks all
night and she writes all day.
I watch Star Trek; I sing and fight. Slash fic is what I'm cravin'.
I put on Star Fleet Dress clothes, and hang around on Haven.
She watches Star Trek; she sings and
fights. Slash fic is what she's cravin'. She puts on...Star Fleet Dress clothes...and hangs around on Haven?
She's
a Coyote and she's okay. She drinks all night and she writes all day.
I watch Star Trek; I wear a
thong, some jump boots and a frock, I wish I had a Leonard, just like my dear friend Spock.
She watches
Star Trek...she wears a thong? Jump boots? A frock? Spock? Wait a minute, wait a minute...
Stomp
stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp(sound of door closing)
She's
a Coyote and she's okay. She drinks all night and she writes all day. Oh she's a Coyote and she's okay. Drinks all
night and she writes all day.
Finit
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