The Coyote Song

Title: The Coyote Song
Author: Tempest
Pairing: Janet, S/Mc implied
Series: Trek through the eyes of a demented British comedy group
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Monty Python, I am so, so, so sorry. But, since I own my life, and I own this story, I own everything in this story. Because, if Weird Al can make a living doing this and not get sued, so can I.
Author's Note: It's Time for Name That Tune
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The Coyote Song
By Tempest
October 23, 2003
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I'm a Coyote and I'm okay. I drink all night and I write all day.

She's a Coyote and she's okay. She drinks all night and she writes all day.

I watch Star Trek; I kiss old gents. I love the Coyote's Den. On Wednesdays I go down town, and try to screw some men.

She watches Star Trek; she kisses old gents. She loves the Coyote's Den. On Wednesdays she goes down town, and tries to screw some men.

She's a Coyote and she's okay. She drinks all night and she writes all day.

I watch Star Trek; I sing and fight. Slash fic is what I'm cravin'. I put on Star Fleet Dress clothes, and hang around on Haven.

She watches Star Trek; she sings and fights. Slash fic is what she's cravin'. She puts on...Star Fleet Dress clothes...and hangs around on Haven?

She's a Coyote and she's okay. She drinks all night and she writes all day.

I watch Star Trek; I wear a thong, some jump boots and a frock, I wish I had a Leonard, just like my dear friend Spock.

She watches Star Trek...she wears a thong? Jump boots? A frock? Spock? Wait a minute, wait a minute...

Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp(sound of door closing)

She's a Coyote and she's okay. She drinks all night and she writes all day. Oh she's a Coyote and she's okay. Drinks all night and she writes all day.
 
                     Finit

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