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The following stories and unusual news clips are an attempt to capture a little bit of our unique American car culture.  Here you will also find stories about a boy's first car, learning to drive a straight shift, being involved in an accident, obsessions with certain cars, and generational car cultures.  You'll also find news snippetts that illustrate America's special wierdness about the automobile.  Contributions to this section are welcome.  If you are interested writing for TCGOB, click here.
Unusual Car News
American motorists miss exhaust backtalk:  (from Two California inventors lamenting the loss of "the endearing and unique audible sound signatures" of the 50s, 60s, and 70s automobiles have decided to do something about it.  Their suggestion is to record the exhaust notes of classic cars and electronically engineer them to be played inside the car.  They suggest that new technology will allow these exhaust sounds to be played in conjuction with the car's CD or radio.  Thier dream doesn't end there... they don't want just a single "monotone drone", but they want to synthesize the recordings so that they can be linked to the car's engine and respond to revs, acceleration, etc.  This may sound far-fetched, but the technology does exist.  Mike Edwards, who works for Kenwood, says that they developed such a device backwards.  Meaning, they were working with technology to cancel engine noise.  Before they suceeded, however, they found that they could make a "Ford Escort sound like a Ferrari."  
A stern warning for fans of TCGOB's "Driving Songs"?:  (from Drivers listening to fast tempo music have twice as many traffic accidents as drivers listening to slow tracks according researchers at an obscure university.  Here's part of the actual story from
With the car now the place where people most often listen to music, the research is worrying. While previous studies have shown a link between loud music and dangerous driving, Warren Brodsky at Ben-Gurion University in Beer-Sheva, wondered if tempo had any effect on driver behaviour.  To find out, he put a group of 28 students through their paces on a driving simulator. Each student drove round the virtual streets of Chicago while listening to different pieces of music, or none at all. The students had an average of seven years' driving experience.  Brodsky chose music with a variety of styles, ranging from laid-back George Benson ballads to the ultra-fast numbers beloved of clubbers. The tempo ranged from a slow 60 beats per minute up to a fast and furious 120 beats per minute or more. All the music was played relatively loudly to maximise its effect.  As the tempo increased, Brodsky found drivers took more risks, such as jumping red lights, and had more accidents. When listening to up-tempo pieces, they were twice as likely to jump a red light as those who were not listening to music. And drivers had more than twice as many accidents when they were listening to fast tempos as when they listened to slow or medium-paced numbers.

Pardon us, but we here at TCGOB are feeling the tug of social responsibility upon hearing of this.  We also feel compelled not to insult the intelligence of our readers.  If you are visting this site, or any other car enthusiasts web site, you are not an average driver.  Car entusiasts as a whole are a responsible bunch who respect the power of the automobile.  We're not saying that none of you would feel the need to press that accelerator when presented with a good driving song, a responsive vehicle, and an open stretch of highway.  The difference between a car guy (or gal) and your average to below average driver is that when we drive fast, we do it for enjoyment, not because we are influenced by music or a need to get to work or the grocery store a little faster.  And we do it with full awareness that we are exceeding the speed limit and/or taking risks, while accepting the possibility of a ticket.  To us, this article only tries to distract people from the real danger on the road out there.... all those self important twits who can't seem to put the phone down long enough to take a drive.

John Boy and Billy search for ugly cars:  Be sure to visit and check out JB&B's search for the ugliest car in America.  There's only two entries so far, but they promise lots more.  To read the story of the making of an ugly car, click here.
all articles by Steve Wingate unless otherwise noted.....
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