Limericks By Qzee
There is a Vulcan named Spock With the extreme good luck To have Leonard McCoy to hold Even when they grow old The hand in hand should walk.
There is a doctor named McCoy Who with a Vulcan found great joy To you it should be no surprise That they serve together on Enterprise A ship with a doctor who's the real McCoy.
Spock is the only Vulcan for me He suits me down to a T It may be that I tease him About pointed ears and being grim But only 'cause I know he loves me.
Spock teases me about my beads and rattles And God knows we have our battles But there's no one I'd rather be with So to him I shall marry forthwith And nightly our bed shall rattle.
and two non-spock/mccoy limericks
When the engine runs very hot The man to call to repair it is Scot He will repair the warp core Scotty will make the ship soar Which is why Kirk likes him alot.
A lady named Janet lives in a cave And she is known by all to be very brave For she lives with Spock and McCoy's antics And the small coyote's driving her frantic To her lets raise a drink and tidy the cave.
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