(Sing to the tune of All-Star)

Somebody once told me he was a big jabroni

We're talkin' about Pikachu

He was looking really bad acting like himself the fag

I said, "Hey, you know what, fuck you."

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Well, the cards start coming and they don't stop coming

All those little hoes, hit the stores running

Didn't make sense to go there and pay

You must be dumb, and gotta be gay

Not much to do, not much to see

That's why all the Pokemon are high on weed

Never know don't collect cards,

So don't be a fag like Charzar

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Hey now, you're a Pokemon, get your game on, spank his

Hey now, you're a Pokemon, get the show on, yank his

And all them Pokemon in balls

It's a little secret, they're all gonna fall

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer

This fad has to end sooner or later

But the collecters all say no

Judging by the price of that Jigglypuff hoe

The childs' brains, they're getting pretty weak

They're moving pretty fast so you might as well cheat

My world's real gay, for a while

That ain't the way I like it so it better change style.

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Somebody once asked could you spare some change for cards

I need to buy myself a Pikachu

I said, "Yep, what a concept

I could use a little change myself

But can we screw the Pikachu?"

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