Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
	Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
	Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
	Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
	Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
	Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40 oz. of gravy.
	Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.
	Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
	Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
	Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
	Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.
	Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
	Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.
	Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
	Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
	Yo mama's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
	Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
	Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
	Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.
	Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
	Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
	Yo mama's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
	Yo mama's so fat, the earth orbits around her instead of the sun.
	Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
	Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.
	Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
	Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
	Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
	Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
	Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
	Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
	Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho."
	Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."
	Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
	Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
	Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.
	Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.
	Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
	Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
	Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
	Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.
	Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
	Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.
	Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
	Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
	Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
	Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
	Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.
	Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.
	Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
	Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.
	Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she gets out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
	Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
	Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she saw a yellow bus going down the road she yelled "Hey! Stop that Twinkie."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
	Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"
	Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"
	Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater people call her "Barney."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."
	Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!"
	Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
	Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
	Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.
	Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
	Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.
	Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
	Yo mama's so fat, Yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down.
	Yo mama's so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.
	Yo mama's so fat, you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the same time.
	Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.
	Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.
	Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.