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Bathroom Humor. Political Incorrectness. Mildly Offensive Sexual References. Oh, yeah, and spaceships...this is the world of Q-Space! "Pirates of Q-Space" is a little just-for-fun campaign we've been running on the side, using the Big Eyes, Small Mouth rules system to do a comedy anime space-opera game. This page has some files and things useful for that game, including character sheets and campaign background. The campaign has focused thus far on the trials and travails of three guys-turned-pirates in the Galactic Core... (BESM stats for characters and mechs on the way) Jason "Sugarlump" Allison - former ace starfighter for the Seventh Reich, gone AWOL in a very expensive craft that the Space Nazis are sure to want back. "Sugarlump" pilots an experimental Space-Luftwaffe transformable fighter. Big Rocco -- ex-military seeking answers regarding the disappearance of his wife - or has he found happiness with his sex-droid, Connie? Rocco pilots the modified XJ7 Jericho combat mech he rebuilt himself from spare parts. Rei Kazanaminagekami-Jones -- girl-shy boy genius out for blood after the diabolically evil MouseHouse Corporation arranged the death of his parents. Rei pilots a custom-built Slipstream Interceptor. The Ship With No Name -- once property of the Galactic Cosa Nostra, this cruiser has been extensively modified and upgraded by Rei and Rocco, with the able assistance of newly-awakened ship AI "Sarah". Below are the ever-important background files... Vulture's Galacticon -- Every spacer's E-Z handbook to the Core, alien races, etiquette, and more. Last update: April 01-01. E-Z Starmap -- a visual guide to the spacelanes. Last update: April 01-01. Character Sheet and Mecha Sheet (pdf), from the Guardians of Order official site. The reproduction of these materials on this site is not meant in any way as an infringement on GOO, yadda yadda. The story thus far... Episode #1: Pleasure and Death! Bound together by their fugitive nature, our heroes hitch a ride out of the Terran system by working on a Carnival Cruiseline ship. After some embarrassing nudity, hard work, a strange assassination, stolen diamonds, and tangling with the Mafia, the guys find themselves the proud new owner of a small starship. Oh, and that cruise ship that blew up? Wasn't them. I swear. Episode #2: Honor Among Skeeves. The Ship With No Name touches down on the planet of New Nippon, where the guys get into trouble spending money like water and investing heavily in sex-droids. When an exotic dancer (who also happens to be an android) falls for Rei, chaos ensues, and the girl's owner must be placated with a duel of honor - to the death! Just when they thought their troubles were over, a passenger they took on bound for the resort-planet of Elysium transforms into a strange and hideous monster, requiring quick action on the part of the crew. Episode #3: The Mermaid Murders. Stopping at the Mermaid planet for a few repairs, the crew of the Ship With No Name (now totalling three humans, three androids, a robot, and the ship's AI) end up seeking the bounty for a serial killer who's been offing mermaids in the "adult entertainment" industry. Did I mention these guys go to a lot of strip bars? Not my idea. The gang plays like Scooby-Doo and manages to get their hands on both the murderer and a very odd piece of exotic tech. Next Week, on "Pirates of Q-Space": Episode #4: The Last Resort. Finally arriving at the pleasure-planet of Elysium for a nice vacation, the boys (and droid-girls) find they're up to their asses in conspiracy, as dark clouds gather and someone plots to destroy an entire planet just for kicks...
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