Legs of the year
Still Stefi Graf’s

Scarcity of the year
Onion

Score of the year
Pricking HIV positive blood syringes

Politician of the year
Sonia Gandhi

Break up of the year
Geri Halliwel from the Spice Girls

Prodigy of the year
Tathagata Avtar Tulsi

Copy Cat of the year
Still Anu Malik

Campaigner of the year Udham Singh
, Jilla Meham of the Channel V music awards

Shame of the year
Damage caused to cinema halls running ‘Fire’

Advertisement of the year
Jor Kaa Jhtkua Dheere Se Lage (Mirinda, Lemon Flavour)

Gesture of the year
Stive Waugh helping underpriviliged people at Udayan.

Newly aquired assets of the year
Shilpa Shety’s mew amd improved version of the nose

Weirdest Hindi accent of the year
Sonia Gandhi

Flop Show of the year
Leonid meteor shower

Rumour of the year
Mamata Banerjee being shot by the police

Dhamaka of the year
Boom! Nuclear explosion at Pokhran

Hacking ot the year
Hacking of BARC’s server by MILWORM

Movie of the year
KKHH

Prizewinner of the year
Amartya Sen

Sci-fi film of the year
Armaggedon

Attack of the year
Operation Desert Fox