Antipaths are paths that have made a religion about being against something. Many Antipaths are not actual religionS only parodies of religion; some antipaths are legally recognized religions and are still parodies of religion. The one thing all anti paths have in common is they are taken far more seriously now, than when they were created, and most of the followers do not see the joke.

Chaos magick is a magical discipline in which practitioners select freely from various religious, magical and mystical practices in order to create a unique approach to working magic and developing spirituality. Chaos theory essentially holds that the universe is made up of "complex systems." The basic tenets of the theory imply that these systems have a mathematical basis in "irrational numbers" and "fractal geometry." Fractals are the shapes found in nature, irregular shapes and patterns as opposed to the straight lines and simple shapes in Euclidian geometry (what you learned in high school). As to whether or not they are connected is part of the chaos. Happy travels in these strange realms.

The Church of the SubGenius started in 1980, dedicated to total Slack, exposing the Conspiracy, and informing the public of the end of the world and arrival of the X-ists. Now you, too, can speak to benevolent aliens at the Alter of X-ist Contact. Learn Frame Straightening, Body Repair, Gripe Elaboration, FunKQu, Frenzy Techniques, Excremeditation, the Essentials of Survival and TIME CONTROL. Attettd End O' The World Drills and Chance Labs. Learn to 'Tenlike. Evaluate the so-called "accidents" and "coincidences" in your timestream. Perform long, complicated rites of initiation and rituals of Communionication. Accullate yourself to the Church, where you will be isolated, given a new diet, a new set of habits, and an altered label and appearance. The new void in your bran-pan will be refilled with corrected info and subconsciously implanted ritual experiences. Follow your FOLLIES and COMPULSIONS and become rich like us.
Explore the "Zen" of stupidity! Channel chronic procrastination into life-saving paranoia and precise anatityl MAKE WASTE!!
Find out who your Personal Saviors may be and who are the False Prophets in your life!

Discordianism takes you to the Principia Discordia. Now this path is a little difficult to explain. Remember Eris, the Greek goddess of Discord? Well she has been given a following all her own thanks to some eccentric Neopagans. With magickal phrases straight from an Animaniacs cartoon (or an old Jerry Lewis movie) good luck figuring this one out. Just remember, the more confused you are, the happier Eris is!

Satanism can be any of several "dark" or "left handed"paths. Our personal favorites of the Antipaths though is the folks at the Church of Satan. They don't live up to the myths about them, and the comparisons between COS Myth and Fact is a great way to spend an evening giggling with friends. Satanists do not consider themselves Pagan, and most of the Pagans are glad to agree with the Satanists on that point, but mainstream society seems them as being part of Pagan society.

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